※ 引述 《ed78617 (雞爪)》 之銘言： : 標題: [笑話] racist joke 精選集 : 時間: Fri Dec 8 21:46:25 2017 : 　 : 　 : 1. : Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the : Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and : grabs coins like a Jew! : 　 別歧視人家，學學瑪莉歐！他是個義大利水管工、出於日本人之手、講英文、長的像墨西哥 人、跟黑人一樣會跳，還會跟猶太人一樣抓金幣。 : 2. : Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people. : 　 不要歧視，歧視是罪過，而罪是黑人專屬的。 : 　 : 3. : I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was : arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and : I was arrested for impersonating a police officer. : 　 有次我走在路上揍了一個白人一拳，然後被因傷害罪逮捕；被放出來的隔天，我揍了一個黑 人一拳，然後被因假冒警察被逮捕。 : 　 : 3. : Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? : A: An avalanche. : Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? : A: A mudslide. : Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? : A: A jail break. : 　 : 　 Q: 你會怎麼形容一群白人跑下山丘？ A: 雪崩 Q: 你會怎麼形容一群墨西哥人跑下山丘？ A: 土石流 Q: 你會怎麼形容一群黑人跑下山丘？ A: 逃獄 : 4. : Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and : swimmers are in America. : 　 墨西哥贏不了奧運獎牌是因為他們最會跑、最會跳、最會游泳的人都在美國了。 : 　 : 5. : Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? : A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National : Geographic. : 　 Q: 裸體的白人女性跟裸體的黑人女性有什麼差別？ A: 一個是在花花公子的封面，另一個則在國家地理雜誌的封面。 : 　 : 6. : A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on : vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows : it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is : 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads : "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude : beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks : the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and : says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'" : 　 有個男人在去度假之前想為他女友弄個小驚喜，所以他在懶覺上刺了女友的名字。於是他到 家向女友展示他的小驚喜，女友看著那個「驚喜」說：「這很棒呀，親愛的，但是『Wy』是 什麼呢？」他請她把那根搓大些，女友照做，看到上面原來寫的是「Wendy」。當他們兩人 來到 蒙特加貝，他們走過一處天體海灘，男友注意到有個黑人的懶覺上也刺了「Wy」，於是男友 去問那位黑人是不是也有個名叫Wendy的女友。黑人大笑，然後說：「不不不，老兄，我這 根寫：『Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day』」 (歡迎光臨牙買加，祝你有美好的一天☺) --

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