※ 引述 《ed78617 (鸡爪)》 之铭言： : 标题: [笑话] racist joke 精选集 : 时间: Fri Dec 8 21:46:25 2017 : 　 : 　 : 1. : Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the : Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and : grabs coins like a Jew! : 　 别歧视人家，学学玛莉欧！他是个义大利水管工、出於日本人之手、讲英文、长的像墨西哥 人、跟黑人一样会跳，还会跟犹太人一样抓金币。 : 2. : Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people. : 　 不要歧视，歧视是罪过，而罪是黑人专属的。 : 　 : 3. : I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was : arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and : I was arrested for impersonating a police officer. : 　 有次我走在路上揍了一个白人一拳，然後被因伤害罪逮捕；被放出来的隔天，我揍了一个黑 人一拳，然後被因假冒警察被逮捕。 : 　 : 3. : Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? : A: An avalanche. : Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? : A: A mudslide. : Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? : A: A jail break. : 　 : 　 Q: 你会怎麽形容一群白人跑下山丘？ A: 雪崩 Q: 你会怎麽形容一群墨西哥人跑下山丘？ A: 土石流 Q: 你会怎麽形容一群黑人跑下山丘？ A: 逃狱 : 4. : Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and : swimmers are in America. : 　 墨西哥赢不了奥运奖牌是因为他们最会跑、最会跳、最会游泳的人都在美国了。 : 　 : 5. : Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? : A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National : Geographic. : 　 Q: 裸体的白人女性跟裸体的黑人女性有什麽差别？ A: 一个是在花花公子的封面，另一个则在国家地理杂志的封面。 : 　 : 6. : A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on : vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows : it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is : 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads : "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude : beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks : the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and : says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'" : 　 有个男人在去度假之前想为他女友弄个小惊喜，所以他在懒觉上刺了女友的名字。於是他到 家向女友展示他的小惊喜，女友看着那个「惊喜」说：「这很棒呀，亲爱的，但是『Wy』是 什麽呢？」他请她把那根搓大些，女友照做，看到上面原来写的是「Wendy」。当他们两人 来到 蒙特加贝，他们走过一处天体海滩，男友注意到有个黑人的懒觉上也刺了「Wy」，於是男友 去问那位黑人是不是也有个名叫Wendy的女友。黑人大笑，然後说：「不不不，老兄，我这 根写：『Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day』」 (欢迎光临牙买加，祝你有美好的一天☺) --

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