作者AmosYang (LetMeGoogleThatForYou)
看板Soft_Job
標題Re: [閒聊] 大家工作上看過哪些誇張的 CODE ?
時間Sun May 16 23:53:18 2010
code 與 comment 就像是 Jedi 與 Sith 的關係
有興趣的人可以看看 stackoverflow 上的這個討論串
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered
(短網址:
http://tinyurl.com/4qs8x3)
摘錄幾個我個人覺得頗好笑的 comment:
(原本想試著補上中文翻譯的，不過翻譯非我強項，總覺得翻譯得怪怪的
且有些笑點在翻譯的過程中就蒸發了
所以…有興趣的人自己看吧)
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stop(); // Hammertime!
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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
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// Magic. Do not touch.
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// drunk, fix later
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/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
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This seems to stop morons from messing my code...
"Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone."
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#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers
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long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
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// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;
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double penetration; // ouch
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//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
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// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
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// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
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options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
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#Christmas tree initializer
toConnect = []
toRead = [ ]
toWrite = [ ]
primes = [ ]
responses = {}
remaining = {}
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On initialization of a linked list:
last = first; /* Biblical reference */
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I worked with a guy who was raised a Muslim, but had a rather
tongue-in-cheek view of the religion. He left this comment
above a particularly nasty chunk of code:
// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.
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// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
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// This comment is self explanatory.
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Let me google that for you."
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1F：推 motocyman:看到聖誕樹笑了… 05/17 00:00
2F：推 megaman1206:推聖誕樹XD 05/17 00:10
3F：推 james732: 推聖誕樹XDDD 我怎麼都沒想過要這樣寫 05/17 00:22
4F：→ andymai:笑是蠻好笑的~但實際上功能都寫不完了~哪有閒情逸致搞這些 05/17 00:37
5F：推 tjhuang:大概是聖誕節的晚上，看著萬家燈火同時趕code的心酸吧 05/17 00:46
6F：推 loopuntil:很好笑又有點辛酸XD 05/17 01:13
7F：推 dryman:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 07:56
8F：推 tcw026:lol..XD 05/17 08:04
9F：→ tcw026:我喜歡這一個: return 1; # returns 1 05/17 08:59
10F：→ tcw026:推文1: 經典! 但是這一個更好 "i++; // increase i by 1" 05/17 09:00
11F：→ tcw026:推文2: 誰知道他有沒有定義#DEFINE 1 成其他的東西.. 05/17 09:02
12F：→ tcw026:推文3:他是用什麼語言? 05/17 09:03
13F：→ tcw026:所以return 1; //加註解 returns 1或許真的有需要XD 05/17 09:05
14F：推 dryman:我最喜歡magic, do not touch 05/17 12:12
15F：推 hilorrk:Now, God only knows....XD 05/17 12:27
16F：推 lwecloud:long long ago, in a galaxy far far away <=這很靠杯XD 05/17 21:04
17F：推 yauhh:我也要學著在工作中導入幽默感 05/18 02:52
18F：推 ledia:我想一切還是以實力的累積優先會比較好 05/19 13:20
19F：推 ctrlbreak:我以前都排火箭 05/19 21:07
20F：推 ikari512:XDDDD 05/19 21:55
21F：→ AmosYang: ↖ XD 05/20 00:14
22F：推 CarlOrz:推 斯巴達 "300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" !!! 05/22 00:25
23F：推 flylover:XDDDDD 斯巴達跟聖誕樹XDD 10/31 02:21