※ 引述《Miere (新年快樂)》之銘言： : A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?" : The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You : are not supposed to ask a woman her age." : Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?" : The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People : don't want to be asked about their weight." : The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" : The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are : older, I'll tell you." : The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend : about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, - : "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the : information in there." : So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks at : it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, I : know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You : weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an : "F" in sex! " : 想請問最後面的You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You : weigh 130 pounds! 是真是的訊息嗎? 美國的駕照上會寫出生年月日和體重 : 而又為什麼I also know why you got a divorce! You got an : "F" in sex! "為什麼F跟divorce有關?3Q 美國的駕照上也會寫姓別 (Sex) F是 Female 女性 M是 Male 男性 成績單上的成績 不及格 Fail 也是用 F 代表 又, Sex 除了可表示性別外, 也可是 性交 做愛的意思 You got an "F" in sex ->妳在床上不及格 當然駕照上寫的 Sex: F 是指 性別: 女 這樣懂笑點在哪了嗎? --

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