※ 引述《Miere (新年快乐)》之铭言： : A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?" : The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You : are not supposed to ask a woman her age." : Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?" : The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People : don't want to be asked about their weight." : The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" : The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are : older, I'll tell you." : The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend : about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, - : "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the : information in there." : So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks at : it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, I : know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You : weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an : "F" in sex! " : 想请问最後面的You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You : weigh 130 pounds! 是真是的讯息吗? 美国的驾照上会写出生年月日和体重 : 而又为什麽I also know why you got a divorce! You got an : "F" in sex! "为什麽F跟divorce有关?3Q 美国的驾照上也会写姓别 (Sex) F是 Female 女性 M是 Male 男性 成绩单上的成绩 不及格 Fail 也是用 F 代表 又, Sex 除了可表示性别外, 也可是 性交 做爱的意思 You got an "F" in sex ->你在床上不及格 当然驾照上写的 Sex: F 是指 性别: 女 这样懂笑点在哪了吗? --

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