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A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?" The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You are not supposed to ask a woman her age." Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?" The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People don't want to be asked about their weight." The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are older, I'll tell you." The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, - "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the information in there." So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks at it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, I know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an "F" in sex! " 想請問最後面的You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds! 是真是的訊息嗎? 而又為什麼I also know why you got a divorce! You got an "F" in sex! "為什麼F跟divorce有關?3Q --



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1F:推 wooseven:XDDDD 蠻好笑的 小女孩看到F 以為媽媽在那項表現不好 06/17 20:19
2F:→ wooseven:熟不知那是female的代號 06/17 20:19
3F:→ wooseven:130磅大約57公斤 美國人高 媽媽感覺還蠻sexy XD 06/17 20:22
4F:推 Bigfatty73:一般會寫眼珠色跟身高 不會寫體重 06/17 22:41
5F:→ Bigfatty73:CA, IA, OH都沒有 06/17 22:42
6F:→ dunchee:http://dmv.ca.gov/dl/new_dl_id.htm 06/17 23:12
7F:推 Ulva:CA 就有寫體重 樓上上資訊錯誤 06/17 23:49
8F:推 Bigfatty73:我錯了 我以為learner's permit格式應該跟DL一樣 06/18 02:11
9F:推 Bigfatty73:OH也有註體重了 我只能確定IA,WY沒有 06/18 02:14







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