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A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?" The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You are not supposed to ask a woman her age." Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?" The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People don't want to be asked about their weight." The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are older, I'll tell you." The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, - "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the information in there." So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks at it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, I know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an "F" in sex! " 想请问最後面的You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds! 是真是的讯息吗? 而又为什麽I also know why you got a divorce! You got an "F" in sex! "为什麽F跟divorce有关?3Q --



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1F:推 wooseven:XDDDD 蛮好笑的 小女孩看到F 以为妈妈在那项表现不好 06/17 20:19
2F:→ wooseven:熟不知那是female的代号 06/17 20:19
3F:→ wooseven:130磅大约57公斤 美国人高 妈妈感觉还蛮sexy XD 06/17 20:22
4F:推 Bigfatty73:一般会写眼珠色跟身高 不会写体重 06/17 22:41
5F:→ Bigfatty73:CA, IA, OH都没有 06/17 22:42
6F:→ dunchee:http://dmv.ca.gov/dl/new_dl_id.htm 06/17 23:12
7F:推 Ulva:CA 就有写体重 楼上上资讯错误 06/17 23:49
8F:推 Bigfatty73:我错了 我以为learner's permit格式应该跟DL一样 06/18 02:11
9F:推 Bigfatty73:OH也有注体重了 我只能确定IA,WY没有 06/18 02:14







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