LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. 恋爱 [名] 一种暂时性的精神异常，可藉由结婚治癒，或让患者与致病原因隔离。 This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. 此种病症和蛀牙等疑难杂症一样只流行於居住於人工环境的文明种族。未开化国家 的人民，呼吸纯净的空气，摄取天然的食物，完全不怕遭受此文明病肆虐。 It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient. 此病有时会致命，但生命受到威胁的通常是医师而非病人。 -- 桃乐丝: 可是, 如果你没有头脑, 为什麽会说话? 稻草人: ㄝ, 我也不知... 但是有些人没有头脑也能说超～多话呢。 --

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