作者untillittil (Gibbs好帅~*)
看板GossipGirl
标题Re: [GG ] Gossip Girl New Year's Resolutions
时间Thu Jan 7 23:02:37 2010
※ 引述《maxisam (伪.强者)》之铭言:
: 这篇很好笑 XD
Happy New Year to all from the Gossip Girl Insider staff. We hope your spirit
is renewed as you begin 2010. We also hope you aren't too hung over today.
Did you make any resolutions this year? Ones you plan on keeping for a day or
more? What do you think the Upper East Siders would resolve to do?
GG的全体工作人员向各位拜个年,相信大家的精气神都已经update到2010模式了!
喔,同样希望大家昨天晚上没玩太疯喔>.@m
你今年许了什麽新年新希望呢?你能持之以恒还是睡一觉起来就忘光光了?
而这些上东区的现代贵族们对新的一年又有什麽美好展望呢?
Here are some New Year's resolutions we came up with for the Gossip Girl
gang. Submit your own in the comments and we'll add them to the list
以下是本台独家的GG角色群新年新希望。
Rufus Humphrey: Get a job; Get a new haircut; Get my balls back; Lose some
weight; Become the Sexy Brooklyn Dad I used to be
R爸:摆脱失业Orz(家庭主夫不适合我这个摇滚硬汉!)
换个造型、执行减肥计画,新的一年我要重新硬起来!
夺回布鲁克林区最性感欧吉桑的宝座!
Lily van der Woodsen: Occasionally try being honest; Find a motherly bone in
my body; Sleep with my actual husband.
L妈:偶尔也讲点真话(那去年你真的有说过真话吗?!)
↑R爸内心的OS
回来吧~我母性的本能
跟我的真老公尽一下为妻本分
Chuck Bass: Track down that woman, she may be my mother; Get my scarf back;
Marry Blair. Open the perfect club.
C: 找到那个女人,她搞不好是我老母
找到我的围巾(是谁偷走我的围巾藏在饼乾盒里~)
让B变成Blair Bass
开间最完美的夜店
Eric van der Woodsen: Reconcile with Jonathan; Follow through on plan to make
Sawyer queen; Establish my own rule.
E: 跟Jonathan破镜重圆
把Sawyer拱上女王宝座
作人要有原则
Blair Waldorf: Less NYU plotting, more role playing; Get drunk and do
something stupid; Hang out more with the NJBC.
B: 早点搞定NYU,多点闺房情趣
喝得大醉再干些蠢事(醉後大丈夫GG版?)
恢复四人帮出巡阵仗(这样看来会是两对情侣的double date!)
Serena van der Woodsen: Be less conservative with my outfits; Read a book.
S: 2010穿衣守则:衣服越露越好、裙子愈短愈佳,今年的我没有极限~
完读一本书
Jenny Humphrey: Get on top of the school ... and Nate; Stop selling drugs.
J: 统治全校跟扑倒N
放弃药头这个副业
Daniel Humphrey: Have more threesomes; Wear more flannel; Keep on giving
high-fives to strangers.
D: 3p跟法兰绒都多多益善
继续跟陌生人博感情
Nathaniel Archibald: Emote; Act like I'm actually attending Columbia; Track
down Trip and punch him again; Stay with Serena.
N: 别再死人脸
做好哥大学生的本分(听D的恋爱史比当哥大学生有趣啦~)
上天下海追杀Trip然後再把他打成猪头
跟S定下来
Vanessa Abrams: Stop sucking (and falling in love with people I just met).
V: 别再当讨厌鬼
别再爱上刚认识的人
Georgina Sparks: Return for revenge on B; Make Dan love me!
G: 执行萧婆复仇计画之B你死定了
把D变成我的压寨夫人(?)
Dorota: If I have a boy, name him DANdy; Make Blair pay for the wedding.
小叮当Dorota: 我要是生了男孩,就叫他小丹丹!
让Miss Blair帮我的婚礼买单
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翻不太出来那个味道,献丑了>_<
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好久没在GG版PO文,新年快乐~*
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◆ From: 118.168.239.18
1F:推 siori:翻得好好笑 推一个 再推新年快乐 01/07 23:07
谢谢^^
2F:推 maxisam:推 !!! 辛苦翻译了 :D 01/07 23:14
3F:推 maxisam:收入 :) 01/07 23:16
4F:推 maxisam:NJBC: Non Judging Breakfast Club;讨论区有人说的 01/07 23:53
5F:推 maxisam:member: B S N C. 统称四人帮. 01/07 23:54
感谢版主<(_ _)>
※ 编辑: untillittil 来自: 118.160.170.160 (01/08 00:20)
6F:推 kikikiwi820:好好笑XDD每个都有好笑的点~~~ 01/08 00:22
7F:推 yjlee0829:J要扑倒N @@ 01/08 10:05
8F:→ theowing:Dan确实适合flannelette,但法兰绒似乎是质料不是样式 01/09 01:15
9F:推 maxisam:楼上正解 是一种软的棉布 01/09 01:18
已经修改^^
10F:推 mayday1999:"读完一本书" 狠狠戳中我的笑点 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/09 12:34
11F:推 s910928:R的Get my balls back是甚麽? 01/09 22:23
12F:推 maxisam:那个.....我解释的话会被当作性骚扰啊 Orz 01/09 23:02
这个呢
隐晦一点说就是找回男子气概,
讲明白一点就是他想找回他的__ __。
我掰不下去了=.=
如果还是不明白的话,就有请borodin!
※ 编辑: untillittil 来自: 114.45.229.115 (01/09 23:32)
13F:推 s910928:我懂了 可是为什麽阿 ="= 意思是他不man嘛? 01/10 01:58
14F:推 kxha:他没有一家之主的fu吧? 01/11 11:55
15F:→ untillittil:我是觉得L相较之下是主导这段婚姻的人 01/11 12:27