"Laughter without a tinge of phiolophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete wiht widsom." 如果幽默沒有含帶少許的哲學，它只是一個令人打噴嚏的幽默， 真正的幽默是充滿著智慧。 "Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits." 世界上最需要改革的莫過於別人的習慣。 "It is better to keep your mouth shut appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." 把你的嘴巴閉著，看起來雖然笨拙，它是比張開嘴巴說話更好， 後者會讓別人移除心中所有的疑慮。 "I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed." 我發現「原則」並不具有真正的力量，除非當一個人已經吃飽時。 "The man with a new idea is a Crank until the idea succeeds." 擁有一個新觀念的人是一位瘋狂者，直到他的念能夠成功。 "Happiness is a Swedish sunset---it is there for all, but most of us look the ohter way and lose it." 快樂如同是發生在瑞典的日落，大家都可以欣賞到， 但是我們大部份的人卻朝另一個方向看，因此失去了機會。 "Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." 良好的教養在於隱藏我們對自己較佳的評價，以及隱藏我們對他人較差的評價。 "Hunger is the andmaid of genius." 天才是決定於飢餓。 "The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man whocan't read them." 一位不閱讀好書的人，他比那些不能讀書的人並沒有佔優勢。 "Truth is mighty and prevail. There is nothing the matter with this , except that it ain't so." 真理是強而有力的，它將會勝利出這種說法是沒有什麼問題的，只不過是它並非如此。 "There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate, when he can't afford it,and when he can." 在一個人的一生中，有兩種時機他不應該投機，一種是當他沒有能力時， 另一種是當他有能力時。 All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." 一生中你所需要的是無知和信心，然後成功是必然的。 "It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart;the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. 需要你的敵人和你的朋友聯合在一起才能傷到你的心，前者誹謗你，後者把消息帶給你。 "Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It's because we are not hte person involved." 為什麼我們會在嬰兒出生時高興? 在葬禮時悲傷呢? 那是因為我們不是當事人。X -- 兩肉齊道行，頭上戴橫骨。 行至凶土頭，忽起相唐突。 二敵不俱敵，一肉臥土窟。 非是力不如，盛意不得泄。 ---死牛詩ghjfg X --

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