"Laughter without a tinge of phiolophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete wiht widsom." 如果幽默没有含带少许的哲学，它只是一个令人打喷嚏的幽默， 真正的幽默是充满着智慧。 "Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits." 世界上最需要改革的莫过於别人的习惯。 "It is better to keep your mouth shut appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." 把你的嘴巴闭着，看起来虽然笨拙，它是比张开嘴巴说话更好， 後者会让别人移除心中所有的疑虑。 "I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed." 我发现「原则」并不具有真正的力量，除非当一个人已经吃饱时。 "The man with a new idea is a Crank until the idea succeeds." 拥有一个新观念的人是一位疯狂者，直到他的念能够成功。 "Happiness is a Swedish sunset---it is there for all, but most of us look the ohter way and lose it." 快乐如同是发生在瑞典的日落，大家都可以欣赏到， 但是我们大部份的人却朝另一个方向看，因此失去了机会。 "Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." 良好的教养在於隐藏我们对自己较佳的评价，以及隐藏我们对他人较差的评价。 "Hunger is the andmaid of genius." 天才是决定於饥饿。 "The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man whocan't read them." 一位不阅读好书的人，他比那些不能读书的人并没有占优势。 "Truth is mighty and prevail. There is nothing the matter with this , except that it ain't so." 真理是强而有力的，它将会胜利出这种说法是没有什麽问题的，只不过是它并非如此。 "There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate, when he can't afford it,and when he can." 在一个人的一生中，有两种时机他不应该投机，一种是当他没有能力时， 另一种是当他有能力时。 All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." 一生中你所需要的是无知和信心，然後成功是必然的。 "It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart;the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. 需要你的敌人和你的朋友联合在一起才能伤到你的心，前者诽谤你，後者把消息带给你。 "Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It's because we are not hte person involved." 为什麽我们会在婴儿出生时高兴? 在葬礼时悲伤呢? 那是因为我们不是当事人。X -- 两肉齐道行，头上戴横骨。 行至凶土头，忽起相唐突。 二敌不俱敌，一肉卧土窟。 非是力不如，盛意不得泄。 ---死牛诗ghjfg X --

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