※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： Part3 [Scene: Phoebe's Massage Parlor, Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule.] [場景：菲碧的按摩室，菲碧的助理正在告訴她班表有改變。] Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. 我們對你的班表做了點變動。 你四點的草本按摩延後到四點半 還有桑莫菲小姐取消了她五點半的指壓。 Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in) 好，謝謝。(助理離開，又走進來) Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters) 喔，妳三點的預約來了。 我不想聽起來不太專業，但，讚 (走出去，保羅進來) Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe! 今天好啊，美麗的菲碧！(義文) Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here? 喔，保羅，嗨，妳來這裡做什麼？ Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh? 呃，瑞秋告訴我你在按摩，唉？ Phoebe: Well, Racquela's right, yeah! 對，瑞秋說的對，對！ (Paolo speaks Italian) (保羅說義大利文) Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started. 喔，好的，我不知道你剛剛說什麼，那我們就開始吧。 Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked? 呃，我要，呃，脫光光嗎？ Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked! 嗯，看你自己要怎麼漾，我是說，有些人喜歡， 知道嗎，脫掉...喔，嗚！你已經脫光了！ [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.] [場景：中央咖啡園，除了菲碧大家都在。] Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows.... (對羅斯) 我不敢相信你會不想知道。 我是說，我不能不知道，就是啊，如果，如果醫生知道， 還有卡蘿知道，然後蘇珊知道... Monica: And Monica knows... 另外莫妮卡知道... Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know! 什，啥，妳怎麼知道，我都不知道了！ Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. 卡蘿打電話來謝謝我的千層麵，我問了，她就講啦。 Joey: So what's it gonna be? 那到底是男生女生？ (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest) (莫妮卡在喬伊耳朵旁邊細語，羅斯起身瘋狂揮手抗議) Ross: Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! 等等...喔..嘿...嚇，喔很好，現在他知道了，我還不知道！ Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! 對不起，要當姑姑我太興奮了嘛！ Joey: Or an uncle... 或是叔叔... (Phoebe enters) (菲碧進來) Joey and Chandler: Hey Phoebe! 嘿 菲碧！ Ross: Hi Pheebs! 嗨 菲碧！ Rachel: Pheebs! 菲碧！ Phoebe: Fine! 好啦！ Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter? 菲碧，你怎麼了啊？ Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts. 沒事，對不起，我只是，我心情不太好。 Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here? 嘿，我們這邊要一些卡布奇諾好嗎？ Rachel: Oh, right, that's me! 喔，對了，是叫我！ Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on. 嘿，錢德，賣桌子那邊七點關門，快點。 Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door) 好啦。(喬伊和錢德走向大門) Monica: Phoebe, what is it? 菲碧，怎麼了？ Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo? 好吧，你們了解保羅嗎？ Ross: I'm familiar with his work, yes... 我知道他的工作，對... Phoebe: Well, he made a move on me. 呃，他對我毛手毛腳。 (Joey and Chandler come back) (喬伊和錢德回來) Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow! 嘩，店明天還會開啦！ Chandler: More coffee over here, please! 這邊還要咖啡，麻煩了！ Commercial Break 廣告破口 [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.] [場景：中央咖啡園，繼續稍早情節。] Monica: Well, what happened? 呃，發生什麼事？ Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. 好，他進來這邊要按摩，本來一切都還好直到... (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs.) (回想開始，保羅躺在按摩台上，手開始從菲碧腿往上摸。) [Cut back to Central Perk.] [鏡頭切回中央咖啡園。] Joey and Chandler: Ooooohh! 唔！ Ross: My God. 天啊 Monica: Are you sure? 你確定嗎？ (The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt.) (回想繼續，保羅捏她的屁股) [Cut back to Central Perk.] *[1;33m[鏡頭切回中央咖啡園。]*[m Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. 喔對，我確定。 (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) (回想畫面繼續，菲碧接著說。) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. 然後突然之間，他的手就不再是問題了。 (Flashback continues: Paolo rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head) (回想繼續：保羅翻過身，菲碧往下看，然後快速往上看，咬嘴唇，搖頭) Monica: Was it...? 那是...？ Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. 喔，童子軍都可以在那下面露營了。 Guys: Oooooo.... 唔... (Rachel runs over) (瑞秋跑過來) Rachel: "Ooo," what? "唔"什麼？ Phoebe: Uma Thurman. 烏瑪舒曼。 Monica: Oh! 喔！ Ross: The actress! 那個演員啦！ (all talking indistinctly, high-fiving) (全部不斷的說話，擊掌) Ross: Thanks Rach. 謝了，瑞瑞。 (Rachel walks away) (瑞秋走開) Chandler: So what are you gonna do? 那你現在要怎麼辦？ Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in) 你得要告訴她！你一定要告訴她！ 你有道義上的責任，身為朋友，身為女人， 我覺得這是女權議題！兄弟們？兄弟們？ (等待男生們覆議) Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. 喔，對，妳一定要告訴她。 Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went! 女權議題。我支持這個！ Phoebe: She is gonna hate me. 她一定會恨我的 Ross:(sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well... (同情貌但...) 對啦，好... --

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