※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： Part3 [Scene: Phoebe's Massage Parlor, Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule.] [场景：菲碧的按摩室，菲碧的助理正在告诉她班表有改变。] Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. 我们对你的班表做了点变动。 你四点的草本按摩延後到四点半 还有桑莫菲小姐取消了她五点半的指压。 Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in) 好，谢谢。(助理离开，又走进来) Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters) 喔，你三点的预约来了。 我不想听起来不太专业，但，赞 (走出去，保罗进来) Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe! 今天好啊，美丽的菲碧！(义文) Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here? 喔，保罗，嗨，你来这里做什麽？ Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh? 呃，瑞秋告诉我你在按摩，唉？ Phoebe: Well, Racquela's right, yeah! 对，瑞秋说的对，对！ (Paolo speaks Italian) (保罗说义大利文) Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started. 喔，好的，我不知道你刚刚说什麽，那我们就开始吧。 Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked? 呃，我要，呃，脱光光吗？ Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked! 嗯，看你自己要怎麽漾，我是说，有些人喜欢， 知道吗，脱掉...喔，呜！你已经脱光了！ [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.] [场景：中央咖啡园，除了菲碧大家都在。] Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows.... (对罗斯) 我不敢相信你会不想知道。 我是说，我不能不知道，就是啊，如果，如果医生知道， 还有卡萝知道，然後苏珊知道... Monica: And Monica knows... 另外莫妮卡知道... Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know! 什，啥，你怎麽知道，我都不知道了！ Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. 卡萝打电话来谢谢我的千层面，我问了，她就讲啦。 Joey: So what's it gonna be? 那到底是男生女生？ (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest) (莫妮卡在乔伊耳朵旁边细语，罗斯起身疯狂挥手抗议) Ross: Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! 等等...喔..嘿...吓，喔很好，现在他知道了，我还不知道！ Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! 对不起，要当姑姑我太兴奋了嘛！ Joey: Or an uncle... 或是叔叔... (Phoebe enters) (菲碧进来) Joey and Chandler: Hey Phoebe! 嘿 菲碧！ Ross: Hi Pheebs! 嗨 菲碧！ Rachel: Pheebs! 菲碧！ Phoebe: Fine! 好啦！ Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter? 菲碧，你怎麽了啊？ Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts. 没事，对不起，我只是，我心情不太好。 Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here? 嘿，我们这边要一些卡布奇诺好吗？ Rachel: Oh, right, that's me! 喔，对了，是叫我！ Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on. 嘿，钱德，卖桌子那边七点关门，快点。 Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door) 好啦。(乔伊和钱德走向大门) Monica: Phoebe, what is it? 菲碧，怎麽了？ Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo? 好吧，你们了解保罗吗？ Ross: I'm familiar with his work, yes... 我知道他的工作，对... Phoebe: Well, he made a move on me. 呃，他对我毛手毛脚。 (Joey and Chandler come back) (乔伊和钱德回来) Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow! 哗，店明天还会开啦！ Chandler: More coffee over here, please! 这边还要咖啡，麻烦了！ Commercial Break 广告破口 [Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.] [场景：中央咖啡园，继续稍早情节。] Monica: Well, what happened? 呃，发生什麽事？ Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. 好，他进来这边要按摩，本来一切都还好直到... (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs.) (回想开始，保罗躺在按摩台上，手开始从菲碧腿往上摸。) [Cut back to Central Perk.] [镜头切回中央咖啡园。] Joey and Chandler: Ooooohh! 唔！ Ross: My God. 天啊 Monica: Are you sure? 你确定吗？ (The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt.) (回想继续，保罗捏她的屁股) [Cut back to Central Perk.] *[1;33m[镜头切回中央咖啡园。]*[m Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. 喔对，我确定。 (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) (回想画面继续，菲碧接着说。) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. 然後突然之间，他的手就不再是问题了。 (Flashback continues: Paolo rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head) (回想继续：保罗翻过身，菲碧往下看，然後快速往上看，咬嘴唇，摇头) Monica: Was it...? 那是...？ Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. 喔，童子军都可以在那下面露营了。 Guys: Oooooo.... 唔... (Rachel runs over) (瑞秋跑过来) Rachel: "Ooo," what? "唔"什麽？ Phoebe: Uma Thurman. 乌玛舒曼。 Monica: Oh! 喔！ Ross: The actress! 那个演员啦！ (all talking indistinctly, high-fiving) (全部不断的说话，击掌) Ross: Thanks Rach. 谢了，瑞瑞。 (Rachel walks away) (瑞秋走开) Chandler: So what are you gonna do? 那你现在要怎麽办？ Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in) 你得要告诉她！你一定要告诉她！ 你有道义上的责任，身为朋友，身为女人， 我觉得这是女权议题！兄弟们？兄弟们？ (等待男生们覆议) Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. 喔，对，你一定要告诉她。 Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went! 女权议题。我支持这个！ Phoebe: She is gonna hate me. 她一定会恨我的 Ross:(sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well... (同情貌但...) 对啦，好... --

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