※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice - PART 01 [Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters.] [場景：錢德的辦公室，錢德正在休息時間，雪莉進來。] Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going? 嘿，帥哥，怎樣啊？ Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this? 螢光燈底下的乾燥日本麵條...還會有更好的嗎？ Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. 問你喔，你有跟誰約會嗎，有嗎？因為我遇到一個超適合你的人。 Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'... 啊，知道嗎，「超適合」可能會是個問題。 有沒有「互相依賴型」還是「自我毀滅型」... Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? 你禮拜六想不想約會啊？ Chandler: Yes please. 想，拜託。 Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's- 好，他很可愛，他很風趣，他... Chandler: He's a he? 他是男的？ Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now... (backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye... 呃，對啊！...喔，天啊，我...只...我以為...好樣的，雪莉。 我現在要去把自己沖到馬桶裡...（退出房間）好的，再見... Opening Credits 片頭字卡 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，大家都在。] Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? ...那之後連泡麵都沒辦法好好享受了。我是說，很荒謬吧？ 你們能相信她真的那樣以為嗎？ Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... 嗯...能啊。呃，我是說，我第一次見到你時，知道嗎， 我想過也許，可能，你或許是... Chandler: You did? 你想過？ Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. 對啊，但後來整個菲碧的生日派對上你都在跟我的胸部說話， 所以後來我想大概不是。 Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? 哼。你...呃...你們其他人遇到我時也這麼覺得？ Monica: I did. 我有。 Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. 對，我想有的，對。 Joey: Not me. 我沒有。 Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. 不不，我也沒。雖然，呃，知道嗎，大學的時候，蘇珊紗麗德有。 Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't? 你開玩笑吧！你有跟他說我不是嗎？ Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... 沒有。不是，那只是因為，呃，我也有點想要跟她去約會， 所以我跟她說，實際上，你那時在跟柏尼史貝曼約會...他也喜歡她，所以... (Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and abruptly stops.) （喬伊恭喜羅斯，看到錢德的眼色才突然停下來） Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me? 好啊，這真是太好了。那，呃，我是怎樣嗎？ Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny... 不知道耶，因為你聰明，你風趣... Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him? 羅斯也聰明又風趣啊，你有想過他是嗎？ All: Yeah! Right! 對！說的對！ Chandler: WHAT IS IT?! 是怎樣啦？！ Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality. 好啦，我不知道，你...你...就...你有種特質。 All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality. 對，很明顯，一種特質。 Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. 喔，喔，一種特質，好，因為我在擔心你們幾個沒辦法把它講清楚。 (Phone rings; Monica gets it) （電話響，莫妮卡去接） Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome. 喂？喂？喔！瑞秋，是保羅從羅馬打來的。 Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! (Takes phone) Bon giorno, caro mio. 喔天啊！羅馬打來的耶！（接過話筒） Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome. （對喬伊）所以他從羅馬打來。我也可以啊。只是要先去羅馬。 Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome. 莫妮卡，你爸剛剛插播進來，你可以講快一點嗎？ 跟羅馬通話耶。（對菲碧和錢德炫耀）我在跟羅馬通話喔。 Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana. 嘿，老爹，怎麼啦？（聽）喔天啊，羅斯，是奶奶。 了解... 稍微改了一下 ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 111.250.171.65 (02/06 10:42)