※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： 108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice - PART 01 [Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters.] [场景：钱德的办公室，钱德正在休息时间，雪莉进来。] Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going? 嘿，帅哥，怎样啊？ Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this? 萤光灯底下的乾燥日本面条...还会有更好的吗？ Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. 问你喔，你有跟谁约会吗，有吗？因为我遇到一个超适合你的人。 Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'... 啊，知道吗，「超适合」可能会是个问题。 有没有「互相依赖型」还是「自我毁灭型」... Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday? 你礼拜六想不想约会啊？ Chandler: Yes please. 想，拜托。 Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's- 好，他很可爱，他很风趣，他... Chandler: He's a he? 他是男的？ Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now... (backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye... 呃，对啊！...喔，天啊，我...只...我以为...好样的，雪莉。 我现在要去把自己冲到马桶里...（退出房间）好的，再见... Opening Credits 片头字卡 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.] [场景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，大家都在。] Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that? ...那之後连泡面都没办法好好享受了。我是说，很荒谬吧？ 你们能相信她真的那样以为吗？ Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... 嗯...能啊。呃，我是说，我第一次见到你时，知道吗， 我想过也许，可能，你或许是... Chandler: You did? 你想过？ Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not. 对啊，但後来整个菲碧的生日派对上你都在跟我的胸部说话， 所以後来我想大概不是。 Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? 哼。你...呃...你们其他人遇到我时也这麽觉得？ Monica: I did. 我有。 Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. 对，我想有的，对。 Joey: Not me. 我没有。 Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. 不不，我也没。虽然，呃，知道吗，大学的时候，苏珊纱丽德有。 Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't? 你开玩笑吧！你有跟他说我不是吗？ Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so... 没有。不是，那只是因为，呃，我也有点想要跟她去约会， 所以我跟她说，实际上，你那时在跟柏尼史贝曼约会...他也喜欢她，所以... (Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and abruptly stops.) （乔伊恭喜罗斯，看到钱德的眼色才突然停下来） Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me? 好啊，这真是太好了。那，呃，我是怎样吗？ Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny... 不知道耶，因为你聪明，你风趣... Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him? 罗斯也聪明又风趣啊，你有想过他是吗？ All: Yeah! Right! 对！说的对！ Chandler: WHAT IS IT?! 是怎样啦？！ Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality. 好啦，我不知道，你...你...就...你有种特质。 All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality. 对，很明显，一种特质。 Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. 喔，喔，一种特质，好，因为我在担心你们几个没办法把它讲清楚。 (Phone rings; Monica gets it) （电话响，莫妮卡去接） Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome. 喂？喂？喔！瑞秋，是保罗从罗马打来的。 Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! (Takes phone) Bon giorno, caro mio. 喔天啊！罗马打来的耶！（接过话筒） Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome. （对乔伊）所以他从罗马打来。我也可以啊。只是要先去罗马。 Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome. 莫妮卡，你爸刚刚插播进来，你可以讲快一点吗？ 跟罗马通话耶。（对菲碧和钱德炫耀）我在跟罗马通话喔。 Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana. 嘿，老爹，怎麽啦？（听）喔天啊，罗斯，是奶奶。 了解... 稍微改了一下 ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 111.250.171.65 (02/06 10:42)