※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： 107 The One With the Blackout - Part 01 [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd.] [場景：中央咖啡園，瑞秋正在介紹菲碧，她正要為大家表演吉他] Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. 各位觀眾？噓、噓、呃…中央咖啡園很榮幸為各位帶來音樂表演， 歡迎菲碧巴菲。 (applause) （鼓掌） Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much. 嗨，嗯，我想要從這首歌開始，它是有關於你突然了解生命是怎麼一回事 的瞬間。好的，開始囉。（彈奏一和弦，然後燈突然滅掉） 很好，非常感謝各位。 [Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.] [場景：銀行提款機房，錢德在裡面。燈光暗下，他發現自己被困在裡面。] Chandler: Oh, great. This is just... 喔，好啊。這真是... (Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.) (錢德看到有個漂亮的模特兒跟他一起在廳裡，他做了一個安靜的興奮手勢) Opening Credits 片頭名單 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone with her mother. Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，莫妮卡正和媽媽通電話。菲碧、瑞秋、羅斯在那] Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out! 哇，這真的好酷你們看。整個城市都黑掉了！ Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on. 媽說範圍包含整個曼哈頓、一部分布魯克林和皇后區， 他們不知道什麼時候能夠恢復。 Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big. 哇，大夥們，這真嚴重。 Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up) (對話筒)褲子跟毛衣？幹嘛，媽？我停電的時候可以去找誰？ 電力公司的人嗎？那些合法的搶匪？ 我們可不可以改天再說啊？好。(掛電話) Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number? 我可以借一下電話嗎？我想打回我家看看我奶奶的狀況。 (對莫妮卡)我家電話幾號？ (Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.) (莫妮卡和瑞秋對她露出奇怪的眼神) Phoebe: Well, I never call me. 好嘛，我沒打給自己過啊。 [Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone. Chandler's thoughts are in italics(gray).] [場景：提款機房，吉兒古德克正在講手機。錢德內心話以灰色表示。] Chandler: Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre. 喔，天啊，是那個維多利亞的祕密的模特兒。叫做...什麼古德克。 Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill. (講電話)嗨，媽，是吉兒啦。 Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot! 她說的對，叫吉兒。吉兒古德克。我的天啊。 我跟吉兒古德克一起困在提款機房！ (暫停)這是個房間嗎？也許算是大廳。 喔，對，這才是要注意的地方，笨蛋。 Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule. (講電話)對，我很好。我只是被困在銀行裡，在提款機房。 Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule. 吉兒說是房... 那我就一起說是房。 Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy. (講電話)我很好。不是，不是只有我... 不知道，某個男生。 Chandler: Oh! Some guy. I'm some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.' Yes, he was some guy. 喔！某個男生。我就是某個男生。 「嗨，吉兒，我昨天看到你跟某個男生在一起。」 好耶，他就是那個男的。 (Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.) （錢德大步驕傲的走過房間，吉兒瞪著他） [Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.] [場景：莫妮卡家，喬伊拿著猶太教燭台進來，蠟燭點著。] Joey: Hi everyone. 嗨，大家好。 Ross: And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani. 為我們主持今晚停電儀式的是，崔尼拉比。 Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone. 好啦，錢德的前室友是猶太人，而這些是我們所有的蠟燭， 那...祝各位光明節快樂。 Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. （看窗外）噁，看。醜裸男點了一大堆蠟燭。 (They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.) （他們全都往窗外看，被噁心到，痛苦地縮回來） Rachel: That had to hurt! 那一定很痛！ [Scene: ATM vestibule.] [場景：提款機房] Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile! 好，好，好。已經過了十四分半，而你一句話都還沒說。 喔，天啊，找點事做。只要眼神接觸，微笑！ (Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.) （錢德對她微笑，她甜甜地笑回去） Chandler: There you go! 你看吧！ (He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.) （他持續地像個白痴傻笑，她看來有點嚇到） Chandler: You're definitely scaring here. 你現在一定很嚇人。 Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone) （尷尬地）你想要打給誰嗎？（給他電話） Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone) 有，大概三百個一起上高中的同學。對啊，謝謝。（接過電話） [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，電話響，是錢德打的] Monica: Hello? 喂？ Chandler: Hey, it's me. 嗨，是我啦。 Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK? （對大家說）是錢德啦！（對電話）你還好吧？ Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr. 是，我很好。（試圖掩飾自己說什麼）我跟吉古克困提機風。 Monica: What? 什麼？ Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr! 我困...提機風...跟吉古克！ Monica: I have no idea what you just said. 我完全聽不懂你說什麼。 Chandler: (angry) Put Joey on the phone. （生氣）叫喬伊聽電話。 Joey: What's up man? 怎麼了，兄弟？ Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth JLL GDCR. 我困...提機風...跟吉古克！ Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled) （跟大家說）喔，天啊！他跟吉兒古德克一起困在提款機房！ （對電話）錢德，聽著。（說一些亂七八糟混淆的話） Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind. 對啦，好像我從來都沒有想過一樣。 --

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