※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言： [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.] [場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，隔天早上，莫妮卡開門] Monica: Alright, alright, alright... 來了，來了，來了... (Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.) （喬伊拿著莫妮卡的報紙進來交給她） Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer. 拿去。我想要借一點潤膚乳液。 Monica: For what? 幹嘛用？ Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day! 你覺得咧？今天是大日子！ Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there. 喔，天啊。好吧，進去浴室裡面，你想用什麼就用， 別告訴我你在裡面做了什麼 Joey: Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom.) 謝啦！（他走進浴室裡） (Chandler enters with the phone.) （錢德拿著話筒進來） Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone. 喬伊呢？他媽打電話來 Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there! 他在浴室裡。我想你別進去比較好！ Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!! 拜託，我們是室友耶！（他走進浴室裡，尖叫，跑了出來） 我瞎了！！我瞎了！！ Monica: I warned you... 我警告過囉... (Rachel enters from her room.) （瑞秋從房間出來） Rachel: Who is being loud? 是誰那麼吵啊？ Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast. 喔，應該是莫妮卡。嘿，聽著，我想要借一些東西， 歐若拉在這過夜，我好想幫他做份早餐。 Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh? 喔，你分到一整晚啊？ Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.) 對啊，呃，我只剩二十分鐘就換伊森了，那，你知道...（他開始翻冰箱） Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment? 唔，我好像聽到一點點怨念喔？ Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora. And I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.) 不，哪有怨念，相信我，這很值得，好嗎？ 你知道在一段關係中，總是會有幾個你會一輩子都記得的關鍵時刻， 跟歐若拉的每一秒都是那樣... 而我剛剛浪費了三十五秒來跟你們幾個講話，所以， 呃...莫妮卡，幫我開個門好嗎？(他滿手都是材料) Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush... But I'm not gonna do that. 當然。喔，嗯，錢德？知道，以前的莫妮卡會.. 會提醒你要用塑膠刷來清洗鐵氟龍鍋...但我不打算要說 (She opens the door and he leaves.) （她開門他離開） [Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.] [場景：某電影佈景，喬伊進場準備拍攝] Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl! (He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready? （電話中）...可惡，就用她吧！ （他掛掉電話）好吧，大家準備好了嗎？ Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity. 呃，聽著，我只想要謝謝你給我這麼棒的機會 Director: Lose the robe. 脫掉浴袍 Joey: Me? 我？ Director: That would work. 這樣才能拍 Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.) And the robe is lost. 對，好，脫掉浴袍（他脫掉浴袍）浴袍脫掉了 Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please. Let's roll it.. water's working (The shower starts).. and... action. 很好，大夥們，我們要一次把它解決，拜託囉。 開始錄...開始放水（蓮蓬頭開始出水）..好...開始演。 (Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.) (喬伊開始以一種猙獰、毅然的表情沖著澡) Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing? 好..卡。嘿，屁股男，你到底在做什麼？ Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering. 呃，我..我在沖澡 Director: No, that was clenching. 不，你在擠屁股 Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here. 喔。好，依我的想法，他非常生氣，是吧？ 我是說，他老婆死了，弟弟又失蹤...我想在這他的屁股要生氣 Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that? 我想他的屁股會想在午餐前拍完這個鏡頭。 再來一次，開始錄...開始放水...開始演...再卡。又怎麼了？ Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask... 我想表達沉默的絕望心情。但如果你一定要問... --

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.36.160.234 我知道是這個意思 但是翻不順 也許讓大家腦力激盪一下 改成「你有整晚的時間啊？」如何？ 這邊的確沒檢查到 我一直以為我打的是35秒... 真抱歉 很貼切 就用這個吧 感謝 不知道是劇本有問題 還是演員加的 像劇院裡那一段 影片也多了很多句話 這個只有一句的 我相信是演員的即興發揮 可是劇院裡加了那麼多應該不是 ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 114.24.203.238 (12/16 04:46)