104 The One With George Stephanopoulos -PART 05 (CUT TO THE HOSPITAL. JOEY IS MIMING HOCKEY PUCKS HITTING FOREHEADS. CHANDLER REALISES IT'S GETTING TENSE AND GOES TO THE RECEPTIONIST AGAIN) （回到醫院。喬伊正在模擬球打到額頭的情形。 錢德感到氣氛緊張於是再度走向掛號處） CHANDLER: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 抱歉，聽著，我們已經在這裡一個多小時了， 很多症狀比我朋友輕微的都進去了。 我是說，像腳指頭那個？她是跟誰睡了啊？ (SHE SLIDES THE GLASS PANEL OVER. CHANDLER TALKS THROUGH IT IN A LOUD VOICE) （她把窗戶關起來，錢德透過它大聲說） CHANDLER: Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (TO THE E.R.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (SHE SLIDES THE PANEL BACK. HE TURNS AND IT TAKES HIM BY SURPRISE) Ba-! 喔，拜託多拉，別生氣嘛...我知道我們兩都說了無心的話， 但這並不表示我們都不愛對方了。 （對急診室裡）知道嗎，我覺得我失去她了... （她把窗戶拉開，他轉身結果被嚇到）啊！ (CUT TO THE GIRLS ON MON+RACH'S BALCONY) （回到女生們，在莫妮卡和瑞秋的陽台） MONICA: Light still out? 燈還關著？ RACHEL: Yeah. 對 MONICA: Oh. Maybe they're- napping. 喔，也許他們睡著了 RACHEL: Oh please, they're having sex. 喔，拜託，他們在做愛 MONICA+PHOEBE: Shut up! 閉嘴！ RACHEL: So, whaddya think George is like? 那，你們覺得喬治是怎樣的人？ MONICA: I think he's shy. 我覺得他很害羞 PHOEBE: Yeah? 是嗎？ MONICA: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal. 是啊。我覺得你得把他引出來。然後...當你們做...他會獸性大發 (HOSPITAL) （醫院） ROSS: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow. 我記得月光從窗戶透進來...而她的臉散發著不可思議的光采 CHANDLER: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 對，月光，光采，神奇的感覺，你說過了啦... 可以給我些止痛藥嗎，拜託？ JOEY: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that. 他說的對，已經夠了。今天有什麼大不了的？ 你跟她睡的第一次，那又怎樣？那之後你還跟她睡了七年啊 ROSS: Look, it's just a little more complicated... 聽著，比那個還要複雜一點點... CHANDLER: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? 喔，怎樣？怎樣？是怎樣呢？她甩了你？還是她喜歡女人？ 她為了另一個喜歡女人的女人離開你？ ROSS: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you... 在大聲點啊，好嗎，我想12樓有個昏迷中的人沒聽到你說的... CHANDLER: Then what? 然後咧？ ROSS: My first time with Carol was.. (MUMBLES) 我跟卡蘿的第一次...是...（喃喃） JOEY: What? 怎樣 ROSS: It was my first time. 是我的第一次 JOEY: With Carol? 跟卡蘿？ (ROSS GIVES HIM A LOOK) （羅斯給了他個眼色） JOEY: Oh. 喔 CHANDLER: So in your whole life, you've only been with one- (HE GETS A LOOK TOO) -oh. 所以在你一生中，你只有跟她... （他也給了他一個眼神）...喔 JOEY: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight! 哇，小子，曲棍球是個大錯誤！我們今晚本來有很多事情可以做的！ --

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