[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] [場景：地鐵站，菲碧正在賣唱] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon... crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! 愛像夏日陣雨一樣甜蜜 愛是令人驚奇的藝術傑作 但你的愛啊你的愛 你的愛...就像隻巨大鴿子... 在我心上拉屎 啦啦啦啦啦 (有人給了她一點零錢對他說) 謝謝 (繼續唱) 啦啦啦啦...喔喔！ [Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] [場景：羅斯的公寓，男生們正在那裡組家具] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. (蹲著讀說明書) 我應該要用這些蟲一樣的東西， 把一個托架之類的裝到邊邊，但是我沒看到托架啊， 我也沒看到什麼蟲之類的，還有...我腳麻掉了 (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.) (喬伊和錢德正要把書架組完) Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here. 我想我們有書架了 Chandler: It's a beautiful thing. 真是漂亮啊 Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this? (撿起一個剩下的零件) 這是什麼？ Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket. 我會說是一個直角的托架 Joey: Which goes where? 要裝在哪裡？ Chandler: I have no idea. 我不知道 (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) (喬伊確定羅斯沒有在看之後，把它丟進盆栽裡) Joey: Done with the bookcase! 書架組好了！ Chandler: All finished! 都好了！ Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. (抓著一個啤酒罐輕蔑的說) 這是卡蘿最愛的啤酒 她總是會直接用罐子喝，我早該發現的。 Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here. 嘿嘿嘿嘿，你又要發作的話，我們要走囉。 Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun. 對啊，拜託別掃興好嗎 Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get? 羅斯，問你一個問題 她拿走家具、音響、好電視，那你留了什麼？ Ross: You guys. 你們啊 Chandler: Oh, God. 喔，天啊 Joey: You got screwed. 你被榨乾了 Chandler: Oh my God! 喔，老天！ [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.] [場景：餐廳裡，莫妮卡跟保羅在吃飯] Monica: Oh my God! 喔，天啊！ Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get? 我知道，我知道，我就是個白痴 我早就應該發現的，她開始一個禮拜去看四五次牙醫耶 我是說，牙齒能弄多乾淨啊？ Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it? 我哥哥現在也遇到一樣的問題，他整個人糟透了 你是怎麼熬過來的？ Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her- 呃，你可以試試不小心弄壞她某個很貴重的東西，像是... Monica: -leg? 腿？ Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch. (大笑) 那也可以啦！ 我，我弄壞的是錶。 Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel. 你真的弄壞她的錶？ 哇！ 我做過最糟糕的事，不過就是剪壞我前男友最愛的浴巾 Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you. 唔，不能惹毛你 Monica: That's right. 沒錯 [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.] [場景:莫妮卡的公寓，瑞秋邊踱步邊講電話] Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) 巴瑞，對不起...我真的很抱歉... 我知道你大概覺得是因為我那天說你做愛還穿襪子那件事， 但不是...不是的，事我的錯，我只... (她停止說話，然後重撥了電話) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The machine cuts her off again and she redials.) 嗨，答錄機又把我掛掉...總之...聽著，聽著... 我知道未來會有個超級幸運的女孩會成為巴瑞芬柯太太 但那不是我，不是我，也不是我知道我現在是誰， 但是你也應該給我個機會... (答錄機又把她掛掉，她又重撥) --- 這禮拜比較忙 所以翻的比較慢 也比較匆促 錯誤或不順的地方可能比較多 請大家指教 --

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.36.173.50 因為答錄機前面會有引言跟嗶聲 所以搞錯的可能性不大 第二次劇本裡有清楚寫是答錄機 而且之後有說B真的去度蜜月了 這裡的笑點在於大家本來都以為他是在跟真人講話 結果她只是在答錄機留言 當然反過來也應該很好笑 不過對話會比較難寫 因為還要有B假裝答錄機的部份要表現 大概是說她是那種很豪爽的個性 都直接用罐子喝而不是倒在杯子裡 跟一般女生不太一樣 所以他早該發現她性向不同... 不過會特地把啤酒倒出來喝的人應該不多吧...(至少在台灣很少見) ※ 編輯: samchiu 來自: 114.36.167.42 (05/13 18:50)