[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.] [场景：地铁站，菲碧正在卖唱] Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon... crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! 爱像夏日阵雨一样甜蜜 爱是令人惊奇的艺术杰作 但你的爱啊你的爱 你的爱...就像只巨大鸽子... 在我心上拉屎 啦啦啦啦啦 (有人给了她一点零钱对他说) 谢谢 (继续唱) 啦啦啦啦...喔喔！ [Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.] [场景：罗斯的公寓，男生们正在那里组家具] Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. (蹲着读说明书) 我应该要用这些虫一样的东西， 把一个托架之类的装到边边，但是我没看到托架啊， 我也没看到什麽虫之类的，还有...我脚麻掉了 (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.) (乔伊和钱德正要把书架组完) Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here. 我想我们有书架了 Chandler: It's a beautiful thing. 真是漂亮啊 Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this? (捡起一个剩下的零件) 这是什麽？ Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket. 我会说是一个直角的托架 Joey: Which goes where? 要装在哪里？ Chandler: I have no idea. 我不知道 (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.) (乔伊确定罗斯没有在看之後，把它丢进盆栽里) Joey: Done with the bookcase! 书架组好了！ Chandler: All finished! 都好了！ Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. (抓着一个啤酒罐轻蔑的说) 这是卡萝最爱的啤酒 她总是会直接用罐子喝，我早该发现的。 Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here. 嘿嘿嘿嘿，你又要发作的话，我们要走罗。 Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun. 对啊，拜托别扫兴好吗 Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get? 罗斯，问你一个问题 她拿走家具、音响、好电视，那你留了什麽？ Ross: You guys. 你们啊 Chandler: Oh, God. 喔，天啊 Joey: You got screwed. 你被榨乾了 Chandler: Oh my God! 喔，老天！ [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.] [场景：餐厅里，莫妮卡跟保罗在吃饭] Monica: Oh my God! 喔，天啊！ Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get? 我知道，我知道，我就是个白痴 我早就应该发现的，她开始一个礼拜去看四五次牙医耶 我是说，牙齿能弄多乾净啊？ Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it? 我哥哥现在也遇到一样的问题，他整个人糟透了 你是怎麽熬过来的？ Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her- 呃，你可以试试不小心弄坏她某个很贵重的东西，像是... Monica: -leg? 腿？ Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch. (大笑) 那也可以啦！ 我，我弄坏的是表。 Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel. 你真的弄坏她的表？ 哇！ 我做过最糟糕的事，不过就是剪坏我前男友最爱的浴巾 Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you. 唔，不能惹毛你 Monica: That's right. 没错 [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.] [场景:莫妮卡的公寓，瑞秋边踱步边讲电话] Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) 巴瑞，对不起...我真的很抱歉... 我知道你大概觉得是因为我那天说你做爱还穿袜子那件事， 但不是...不是的，事我的错，我只... (她停止说话，然後重拨了电话) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The machine cuts her off again and she redials.) 嗨，答录机又把我挂掉...总之...听着，听着... 我知道未来会有个超级幸运的女孩会成为巴瑞芬柯太太 但那不是我，不是我，也不是我知道我现在是谁， 但是你也应该给我个机会... (答录机又把她挂掉，她又重拨) --- 这礼拜比较忙 所以翻的比较慢 也比较匆促 错误或不顺的地方可能比较多 请大家指教 --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.36.173.50 因为答录机前面会有引言跟哔声 所以搞错的可能性不大 第二次剧本里有清楚写是答录机 而且之後有说B真的去度蜜月了 这里的笑点在於大家本来都以为他是在跟真人讲话 结果她只是在答录机留言 当然反过来也应该很好笑 不过对话会比较难写 因为还要有B假装答录机的部份要表现 大概是说她是那种很豪爽的个性 都直接用罐子喝而不是倒在杯子里 跟一般女生不太一样 所以他早该发现她性向不同... 不过会特地把啤酒倒出来喝的人应该不多吧...(至少在台湾很少见) ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 114.36.167.42 (05/13 18:50)