今天在afterellen看到這則報導 "The Real L Word" looks for lesbians like in that other "L Word" http://0rz.tw/eqRZZ 裡面提到這個節目目前正在試鏡中 還列出了參與試鏡者會被問到的題目 (報導中說這是真的題目:P) 各位可以看一下自己符不符合資格: Do you want to be on “groundbreaking television?” If yes, are you sure you don’t want to apply for Mad Men instead? 您想不想參與一個"具有開創性"的電視節目? 假如你回答"是" 妳確定你不想改報名參加"廣告狂人"嗎? Do you have “the power of Bette?” If yes, call me. 您具有"Bette的威能"嗎? 如果有 請打電話給IC阿姨 Do you have “the mojo of Shane?” If yes, you’re way too busy to call me. 您具有"Shane迷死女人的魔力"嗎? 如果有 你大概已經忙到沒時間打電話給IC阿姨 Do you and your partner want “to adopt?” If yes, consider keeping this private moment private because the lesbian-seeking-baby storyline — while important — is way overexposed. 您跟您的伴侶想要認養寶寶嗎? 如果是 請考慮將您私人的時間保留給您自己 因為拉子想要小孩的故事 --雖然很重要-- 大家已經看到想吐了 Do “all the bouncers in WeHo know your name?” If yes, you can reach the Betty Ford Center at (800) 434-7365. 所有在WeHo(西好萊塢 同志大本營)的保鑣都知道您貴姓大名嗎? 如果是 您可以聯絡貝蒂福特療養院 電話是(800)434-7365 (台灣記得加美國國碼喔~) Do you want to come out of the closet to “help others by sharing your journey?” If yes, you should know that you rarely start making out immediately with someone as hot as Marina. (What? I’m just being helpful.) 您想要透過您出櫃的經驗來幫助其他人嗎? 如果是 妳最好知道 妳不太可能一出櫃就能馬上跟Marina一樣辣的美眉親熱(什麼? 我只 是想幫忙!) ps:我不太知道這個註解的意思... Do you carry a card that reads “power lesbian?” If yes, it doesn’t count if you made it yourself and got it laminated at Kinko’s. 您是否有上面印著"本人是有權有錢又有勢的女同志"名片卡? 如果是 很抱歉 妳自己做的名片卡不算數 (Kinko's是一家名片製作&影印公司) 妳合格了嗎?XD --

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