今天在afterellen看到这则报导 "The Real L Word" looks for lesbians like in that other "L Word" http://0rz.tw/eqRZZ 里面提到这个节目目前正在试镜中 还列出了参与试镜者会被问到的题目 (报导中说这是真的题目:P) 各位可以看一下自己符不符合资格: Do you want to be on “groundbreaking television?” If yes, are you sure you don’t want to apply for Mad Men instead? 您想不想参与一个"具有开创性"的电视节目? 假如你回答"是" 你确定你不想改报名参加"广告狂人"吗? Do you have “the power of Bette?” If yes, call me. 您具有"Bette的威能"吗? 如果有 请打电话给IC阿姨 Do you have “the mojo of Shane?” If yes, you’re way too busy to call me. 您具有"Shane迷死女人的魔力"吗? 如果有 你大概已经忙到没时间打电话给IC阿姨 Do you and your partner want “to adopt?” If yes, consider keeping this private moment private because the lesbian-seeking-baby storyline — while important — is way overexposed. 您跟您的伴侣想要认养宝宝吗? 如果是 请考虑将您私人的时间保留给您自己 因为拉子想要小孩的故事 --虽然很重要-- 大家已经看到想吐了 Do “all the bouncers in WeHo know your name?” If yes, you can reach the Betty Ford Center at (800) 434-7365. 所有在WeHo(西好莱坞 同志大本营)的保镳都知道您贵姓大名吗? 如果是 您可以联络贝蒂福特疗养院 电话是(800)434-7365 (台湾记得加美国国码喔~) Do you want to come out of the closet to “help others by sharing your journey?” If yes, you should know that you rarely start making out immediately with someone as hot as Marina. (What? I’m just being helpful.) 您想要透过您出柜的经验来帮助其他人吗? 如果是 你最好知道 你不太可能一出柜就能马上跟Marina一样辣的美眉亲热(什麽? 我只 是想帮忙!) ps:我不太知道这个注解的意思... Do you carry a card that reads “power lesbian?” If yes, it doesn’t count if you made it yourself and got it laminated at Kinko’s. 您是否有上面印着"本人是有权有钱又有势的女同志"名片卡? 如果是 很抱歉 你自己做的名片卡不算数 (Kinko's是一家名片制作&影印公司) 你合格了吗?XD --

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