這是第二部 第一次訪問吧... m: hey i got a question for u. what is the primary lesbian sex act? 嘿. 我有問題想問. 什麼是主要的女同志作愛方法? j: the primary lesbian sex act? 女同志主要的作愛方法? m: yea well. for straight ppl. it's fucking. rite? 嗯. 對... 像我們異性戀.. 就是.. 幹嘛.. j: mm hmm. 嗯.. 然後? m: and everything we did. 我們做的每件事 the kissing. the fiddling. the foreplaying.. all of it. 親吻阿. 鬼混阿.. 前戲阿... 那些全部.. it leads up to that one ultimate foregone conclusion. 全都是為了一個最終的結論! j: and what makes u think that lesbians don't fuck. 什麼讓你覺得女同志不會做阿? m: it's not possible. 那不可能啊 unless we r talking about dildo which is cool. 除非我們是說假的xx.. but it's not... 可是那也不是.... s: r u fucking kidding. it's completely possible. 你開玩笑的吧= = 當然是可能的阿 m: well. i m just. i m asking bcoz i wanna know. 呃.. 我只是... 我問是因為我想知道阿.. look. i m just to get some understanding here. pls. 聽著.. 我只是想了解而已.. 拜託 s: where do u live. mark. it's entirely possible. Mark.. 你到底都住在哪裡啊? 那絕對是可能的好不好 m: i'm. i'm sorry. 我.. 我對不起... s: is this a joke? 你開玩笑嗎? j: mark. i mean. do u want us to demonstrate? Mark. 我說.. 你是想要我們表演給你看嗎? becoz it's obvious what this whole thing is leading up to. rite? 因為這很明顯的就是那個意思嘛... 對吧 m: hey. no. look. if u r writing a novel. 嘿.. 不是.. 聽著.. 如果妳在寫小說... and u have some questions for me. 然後妳有問題想問我.. i will totally be there for u. 我絕對會有問必答 i m just simply trying to gain some insights here. alrite? 我只是很單純的想知道而已.. 好嗎? just simply trying to gain some insights. 只是想知道 some unique prospective for us guys who don't understand. 對我們這些不了解的男人們一種不一樣的看事情角度 something i haven't heard from anyone else before. god 聽一些沒人會告訴我們的事.. 天啊.. s: don't be so aggressive. becoz it's embarrassing. 別這麼尖銳... 因為那樣很丟臉... m: and there u have it. sex tips for all us horndogs out there. 就是這樣啦.. 給我們這些臭男人的性要訣 from the lesbian sexual contisedor(?) herself. 從女同志性專家本人說的 alrite. would u fill this for me and sign. 好了.. 妳可以幫我幫我填好這個然後簽名嗎? where did shane go. shane? what? it's still too aggressive? shane呢? shane? 怎麼了? 這樣也太尖銳嗎? --

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