这是第二部 第一次访问吧... m: hey i got a question for u. what is the primary lesbian sex act? 嘿. 我有问题想问. 什麽是主要的女同志作爱方法? j: the primary lesbian sex act? 女同志主要的作爱方法? m: yea well. for straight ppl. it's fucking. rite? 嗯. 对... 像我们异性恋.. 就是.. 干嘛.. j: mm hmm. 嗯.. 然後? m: and everything we did. 我们做的每件事 the kissing. the fiddling. the foreplaying.. all of it. 亲吻阿. 鬼混阿.. 前戏阿... 那些全部.. it leads up to that one ultimate foregone conclusion. 全都是为了一个最终的结论! j: and what makes u think that lesbians don't fuck. 什麽让你觉得女同志不会做阿? m: it's not possible. 那不可能啊 unless we r talking about dildo which is cool. 除非我们是说假的xx.. but it's not... 可是那也不是.... s: r u fucking kidding. it's completely possible. 你开玩笑的吧= = 当然是可能的阿 m: well. i m just. i m asking bcoz i wanna know. 呃.. 我只是... 我问是因为我想知道阿.. look. i m just to get some understanding here. pls. 听着.. 我只是想了解而已.. 拜托 s: where do u live. mark. it's entirely possible. Mark.. 你到底都住在哪里啊? 那绝对是可能的好不好 m: i'm. i'm sorry. 我.. 我对不起... s: is this a joke? 你开玩笑吗? j: mark. i mean. do u want us to demonstrate? Mark. 我说.. 你是想要我们表演给你看吗? becoz it's obvious what this whole thing is leading up to. rite? 因为这很明显的就是那个意思嘛... 对吧 m: hey. no. look. if u r writing a novel. 嘿.. 不是.. 听着.. 如果你在写小说... and u have some questions for me. 然後你有问题想问我.. i will totally be there for u. 我绝对会有问必答 i m just simply trying to gain some insights here. alrite? 我只是很单纯的想知道而已.. 好吗? just simply trying to gain some insights. 只是想知道 some unique prospective for us guys who don't understand. 对我们这些不了解的男人们一种不一样的看事情角度 something i haven't heard from anyone else before. god 听一些没人会告诉我们的事.. 天啊.. s: don't be so aggressive. becoz it's embarrassing. 别这麽尖锐... 因为那样很丢脸... m: and there u have it. sex tips for all us horndogs out there. 就是这样啦.. 给我们这些臭男人的性要诀 from the lesbian sexual contisedor(?) herself. 从女同志性专家本人说的 alrite. would u fill this for me and sign. 好了.. 你可以帮我帮我填好这个然後签名吗? where did shane go. shane? what? it's still too aggressive? shane呢? shane? 怎麽了? 这样也太尖锐吗? --

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