※ 引述《Cisqua (訴衷情)》之銘言： : http://www.womansavers.com/p_posts.asp?t=4176 : Top Twenty Reasons It's Good to Be Single: : 1. No toilet seat issues. 沒有馬桶爭奪戰 . : 2. You get ALL the blankets 你有全部的毯子可以蓋了 . : 3. Nobody uses your razor. 沒有人會用你的剃刀 . : 4. You never get kicked in bed. 在床上總算不會被踢到了. : 5. The smelly socks are your very own. 那些強烈濃厚的味道絕對都是你自己的 . : 6. You can watch all the "chick flicks" you want, : without listening to whining. 妳可以看任何妳想看的"浪漫愛情、肥皂愛情、愛情喜劇、悲劇… 反正不會聽到任何哀號聲就是 . : 7. Nobody drinks the last of the _________ (anything) : and puts the empty bottle back in the fridge. 不會有人喝掉妳最後一瓶的 ____ (任何東西) 然後還在櫃子留下屍體 . : 8. You can walk around the house in your underwear (or less) : without it being considered an "invitation". 在屋裡妳可以愛脫多少就脫多少 (或著乾脆…) 而且不會被認為 , 妳這麼誘人是不是想幹麼 ? : 9. You can burp or fart in privacy. 放屁打嗝有了隱私 : 10. You don't have to deal with his burps and farts. 不用忍受他的放屁打嗝 : 11. You are the master of your own destiny. 妳掌控自己生活的主權 : 12. You can have male friends without dealing : with suspicion or jealousy. 妳可以跟很多的男生當哥們和姊妹 , 而且不會有任何的懷疑和嫉妒 . : 13. No snoring annoyance. 不會聽到煩人的鼾聲 : 14. You don't have to check with anyone before : going out with your friends unless it's your sitter. 不需要報備跟誰出門 , 陪姊妹也是 . : 15. You can talk on the phone as long as you want with your friends. 高興愛打多久 , 就打多久 . 我是指電話 . : 16. You don't have to listen to a weekly commentary : if you gain a pound or two. 妳不用因為多賺了點私房錢 , 得聽一整個禮拜的評論 (?) : 17. You can spend your money any way you see fit. 妳可以用各種方式花錢在任何感覺對的地方 . : 18. You don't have to worry about when he's coming home or : why he hasn't called. 不用擔心他什麼時候回家 、 為什麼沒打電話 . : 19. You choose what groceries you want and what brands. 妳可以選擇各種自己要的生活用品和它的牌子 . : 20. You can spend all the time in the bathroom you want! 只要妳想 , 妳可以在浴室裡享受所有的時間 ! 翻了一部分 , 下面那篇就留給其他版友了 . --

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