※ 引述《Cisqua (诉衷情)》之铭言： : http://www.womansavers.com/p_posts.asp?t=4176 : Top Twenty Reasons It's Good to Be Single: : 1. No toilet seat issues. 没有马桶争夺战 . : 2. You get ALL the blankets 你有全部的毯子可以盖了 . : 3. Nobody uses your razor. 没有人会用你的剃刀 . : 4. You never get kicked in bed. 在床上总算不会被踢到了. : 5. The smelly socks are your very own. 那些强烈浓厚的味道绝对都是你自己的 . : 6. You can watch all the "chick flicks" you want, : without listening to whining. 你可以看任何你想看的"浪漫爱情、肥皂爱情、爱情喜剧、悲剧… 反正不会听到任何哀号声就是 . : 7. Nobody drinks the last of the _________ (anything) : and puts the empty bottle back in the fridge. 不会有人喝掉你最後一瓶的 ____ (任何东西) 然後还在柜子留下屍体 . : 8. You can walk around the house in your underwear (or less) : without it being considered an "invitation". 在屋里你可以爱脱多少就脱多少 (或着乾脆…) 而且不会被认为 , 你这麽诱人是不是想干麽 ? : 9. You can burp or fart in privacy. 放屁打嗝有了隐私 : 10. You don't have to deal with his burps and farts. 不用忍受他的放屁打嗝 : 11. You are the master of your own destiny. 你掌控自己生活的主权 : 12. You can have male friends without dealing : with suspicion or jealousy. 你可以跟很多的男生当哥们和姊妹 , 而且不会有任何的怀疑和嫉妒 . : 13. No snoring annoyance. 不会听到烦人的鼾声 : 14. You don't have to check with anyone before : going out with your friends unless it's your sitter. 不需要报备跟谁出门 , 陪姊妹也是 . : 15. You can talk on the phone as long as you want with your friends. 高兴爱打多久 , 就打多久 . 我是指电话 . : 16. You don't have to listen to a weekly commentary : if you gain a pound or two. 你不用因为多赚了点私房钱 , 得听一整个礼拜的评论 (?) : 17. You can spend your money any way you see fit. 你可以用各种方式花钱在任何感觉对的地方 . : 18. You don't have to worry about when he's coming home or : why he hasn't called. 不用担心他什麽时候回家 、 为什麽没打电话 . : 19. You choose what groceries you want and what brands. 你可以选择各种自己要的生活用品和它的牌子 . : 20. You can spend all the time in the bathroom you want! 只要你想 , 你可以在浴室里享受所有的时间 ! 翻了一部分 , 下面那篇就留给其他版友了 . --

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