作者sylviaplath (Mrs. Gatsby)
看板poetry
標題[創作] Things men just don't get, p.3
時間Tue Feb 7 00:42:40 2012
7. Closet
“Is this your closet?”
“Yeap.”
“Good, it’s tidy and clean, not like other girls’ closets I know.”
“Oh, and these walls too.”
8. Chauvinist and Feminist
“See that girl smoking cigarette on the street? God, she’ll never be
qualified to be my gf.”
“Hmmn…I don’t know. (OS: Do you think she wants to be your gf, for the
first place?) I think that’s chic. Everyone in Paris smokes. And I think
that girl is sassy and particularly elegant with that cigarette.”
“Uh-uh, I don’t think so. Smoking just make women look vulgar and cheap.”
“Wow. Don’t you think that sounds a little bit chauvinistic?”
“Oh, come on. Women LOVE chauvinists, don’t you?”
“Nope, and I’m surprised that you are one.”
“And I’m surprised that you are a lesbian.”
9. Date
“Honey, I’m a little bit tired today. Can we just have a dinner and then go
home?”
“OK. Then I want a big dinner in a good restaurant.”
“Mc’Donnalds?”
“Fxck you.”
10. Movies
“Are you interested in romance movies?”
“Yeah, Dirty Dancing is my fav. It’s just classic, u know. You?”
“You don’t even need to ask. Definitely the Godfather.”
“Uh…isn’t it kind of more like an action movie?”
“Nope, but Rocky Balboa is.”
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1F:推 Tabrith:#8 is brilliant! 02/15 13:52