7. Closet “Is this your closet?” “Yeap.” “Good, it’s tidy and clean, not like other girls’ closets I know.” “Oh, and these walls too.” 8. Chauvinist and Feminist “See that girl smoking cigarette on the street? God, she’ll never be qualified to be my gf.” “Hmmn…I don’t know. (OS: Do you think she wants to be your gf, for the first place?) I think that’s chic. Everyone in Paris smokes. And I think that girl is sassy and particularly elegant with that cigarette.” “Uh-uh, I don’t think so. Smoking just make women look vulgar and cheap.” “Wow. Don’t you think that sounds a little bit chauvinistic?” “Oh, come on. Women LOVE chauvinists, don’t you?” “Nope, and I’m surprised that you are one.” “And I’m surprised that you are a lesbian.” 9. Date “Honey, I’m a little bit tired today. Can we just have a dinner and then go home?” “OK. Then I want a big dinner in a good restaurant.” “Mc’Donnalds?” “Fxck you.” 10. Movies “Are you interested in romance movies?” “Yeah, Dirty Dancing is my fav. It’s just classic, u know. You?” “You don’t even need to ask. Definitely the Godfather.” “Uh…isn’t it kind of more like an action movie?” “Nope, but Rocky Balboa is.” --

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