作者snowanimal (animal)
看板joke
標題Re: [笑話] An English Joke
時間Thu Jun 2 23:19:21 2005
※ 引述《sixx (617)》之銘言：
: Georege died in a fire. He's badly burn and can't be recognized.
George死在一場火災中. 由於被大火侵襲以至於面目全非無法辨識
: Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.
然後, 警察請了他兩個朋友 Mike 還有 John 來幫助辨識 George
: When Mike came and saw the body. He told cop "Flip him over."
當 Mike 來到現場看了屍體之後. 他要求警察 "將他的屍體翻過來"
: Cop did what he said. Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."
警察照做了. Mike 看了看 George 的屁股之後說 "不 這不是 Geoege".
: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."
警察問道 "你如何如此肯定?" Mike 答道 "因為 George 有兩個屁眼 (asshole)"
: Then it's John's turn. John said the same thing, "Flip him over."
這時候換到 John了. John 也做了同樣的要求 "將他的屍體翻過來"
: Cop fliped the body. John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him."
警察把屍體翻過來. John 看了看 George 的屁股之後說 "不 這不是 George".
: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."
警察問道 "你如何如此肯定?" John 答道 "因為 George 有兩個屁眼 (asshole)"
: The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.
此時警察困擾了, 並且把 Mike 跟 John都找來.
: The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."
警官問 "你們都確信這不屍體不是 George?"
: Both answered "Yeah". The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"
兩人異口同聲的回答 "是的" 警官接著說 "因為他有兩個屁眼 (asshole)? 怎麼回事?"
: Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear
Mike 跟 John 說 "當我們三個到村莊時, 我們常常聽到村民說:
: people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"
'哈 George 跟那兩個混帳 (asshole) 來了'"
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