※ 引述《sixx (617)》之铭言： : Georege died in a fire. He's badly burn and can't be recognized. George死在一场火灾中. 由於被大火侵袭以至於面目全非无法辨识 : Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George. 然後, 警察请了他两个朋友 Mike 还有 John 来帮助辨识 George : When Mike came and saw the body. He told cop "Flip him over." 当 Mike 来到现场看了屍体之後. 他要求警察 "将他的屍体翻过来" : Cop did what he said. Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George." 警察照做了. Mike 看了看 George 的屁股之後说 "不 这不是 Geoege". : Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes." 警察问道 "你如何如此肯定?" Mike 答道 "因为 George 有两个屁眼 (asshole)" : Then it's John's turn. John said the same thing, "Flip him over." 这时候换到 John了. John 也做了同样的要求 "将他的屍体翻过来" : Cop fliped the body. John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him." 警察把屍体翻过来. John 看了看 George 的屁股之後说 "不 这不是 George". : Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes." 警察问道 "你如何如此肯定?" John 答道 "因为 George 有两个屁眼 (asshole)" : The cops were confused and called both Mike and John. 此时警察困扰了, 并且把 Mike 跟 John都找来. : The captain said "Are you sure that's not George." 警官问 "你们都确信这不屍体不是 George?" : Both answered "Yeah". The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?" 两人异口同声的回答 "是的" 警官接着说 "因为他有两个屁眼 (asshole)? 怎麽回事?" : Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear Mike 跟 John 说 "当我们三个到村庄时, 我们常常听到村民说: : people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!" '哈 George 跟那两个混帐 (asshole) 来了'" 翻译完毕 --

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