作者mathteacher (數學老師)
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標題[轉錄]表妹啊表妹,不可以這樣...我是妳表哥耶
時間Mon Mar 21 21:26:21 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板]
作者: DonDonDonDon (咚咚咚咚) 看板: Hate
標題: 表妹啊表妹,不可以這樣...我是妳表哥耶
時間: Mon Mar 21 21:20:53 2005
話說我那讀小三的可愛小表妹終於懂得操作使用yahoo即時通了,
當然,身為她少之又少的聯絡人之一的表哥我時常得陪她說說話,
她有啥話都會跟我說,感覺比她親姐還親近我,
而事情發生在昨天,那是一件相當令人歐阿力的事...
"表哥表哥,告訴你喔"
"什麼事啊?"
"我最喜歡表哥了,姊姊都會欺負我,你不會" (不會欺負你的人有一堆吧...)
"真的啊?我也最喜歡妳喔 ^_^" (哄小孩)
"所以我決定"
"決定什麼?" (長大之後嫁給我嗎?XD)
"我決定把你的暱稱改成王仁甫"
...妳是真的喜歡表哥嗎? Orz
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※ 編輯: DonDonDonDon 來自: 59.112.163.204 (03/21 21:21)
※ 編輯: DonDonDonDon 來自: 59.112.163.204 (03/21 21:21)
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