作者mathteacher (数学老师)
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标题[转录]表妹啊表妹,不可以这样...我是你表哥耶
时间Mon Mar 21 21:26:21 2005
※ [本文转录自 Hate 看板]
作者: DonDonDonDon (咚咚咚咚) 看板: Hate
标题: 表妹啊表妹,不可以这样...我是你表哥耶
时间: Mon Mar 21 21:20:53 2005
话说我那读小三的可爱小表妹终於懂得操作使用yahoo即时通了,
当然,身为她少之又少的联络人之一的表哥我时常得陪她说说话,
她有啥话都会跟我说,感觉比她亲姐还亲近我,
而事情发生在昨天,那是一件相当令人欧阿力的事...
"表哥表哥,告诉你喔"
"什麽事啊?"
"我最喜欢表哥了,姊姊都会欺负我,你不会" (不会欺负你的人有一堆吧...)
"真的啊?我也最喜欢你喔 ^_^" (哄小孩)
"所以我决定"
"决定什麽?" (长大之後嫁给我吗?XD)
"我决定把你的昵称改成王仁甫"
...你是真的喜欢表哥吗? Orz
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※ 编辑: DonDonDonDon 来自: 59.112.163.204 (03/21 21:21)
※ 编辑: DonDonDonDon 来自: 59.112.163.204 (03/21 21:21)
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8F：推 knives:真是有Orz140.128.194.155 03/21
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13F：推 ntouhr:还好他不是说王娘甫 140.115.217.26 03/21
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23F：推 onde:"我决定把你的昵称改成王仁甫" 哈哈哈哈~~ 203.64.231.54 03/21
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30F：推 longface:我决定把你的昵称改为王人妖.... 210.85.0.66 03/21
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