※ 引述《statics (I'll be back)》之銘言： : hello everybody .how are you doing ? i am fine here . 嗨!大家好!你們好嗎?我在這裡人家叫我fine. : the climate here is pretty good . though i can't appreciate it any more, 有個叫climate的女孩相當正點,但是我完全追不到. : i really miss my friends in taiwan . i do nothing , but fool around 除了想念在台灣的朋友之外,我什麼事也沒做,整天在一個"矮又肥"的女生旁邊混 : everyday . i try my best to adapt myself to new environment , that's ok . 我儘我所能的去適應這個對我而言太高級的環境,他們還沒把我趕出來,別擔心 : don't worry . : is there volunteer to translate this essay into chinese, and post again . 有人自願將這篇狗屁不通的英文翻譯成條理通順的中文嗎? : i am afraid that pig can't understand . you know , pig ....... 我擔心豬會看不懂,你是知道的,豬 ....(我知道,連豬都看不懂) : if all of you are bored , try to write to me . don't be ashamed of your 假如你們都像我一樣無聊,可以寫信給仿彿在成功嶺一樣無聊的我.跟我比起來,你們完 : poor english . how poor english is shockcow's , but he write to me everyday 全不用在意自己的英文程度.連牛都會寫"everyday"這個字給我. : so .....come on man ....... ....(譯註:他的黑人室友在他打信的時候,想跟他再來一次) : shit 幹...(譯注:好) 我越來越低級了... 自強你到底7/18在不在家啊?我們可不可以住妳家啊? -- 男人問：“我真的不知道妳要的是什麼？求求妳告訴我好嗎！” 女人說：“快樂！快樂！快樂你聽不懂嗎？” ──成英姝 --

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