※ 引述《statics (I'll be back)》之铭言： : hello everybody .how are you doing ? i am fine here . 嗨!大家好!你们好吗?我在这里人家叫我fine. : the climate here is pretty good . though i can't appreciate it any more, 有个叫climate的女孩相当正点,但是我完全追不到. : i really miss my friends in taiwan . i do nothing , but fool around 除了想念在台湾的朋友之外,我什麽事也没做,整天在一个"矮又肥"的女生旁边混 : everyday . i try my best to adapt myself to new environment , that's ok . 我尽我所能的去适应这个对我而言太高级的环境,他们还没把我赶出来,别担心 : don't worry . : is there volunteer to translate this essay into chinese, and post again . 有人自愿将这篇狗屁不通的英文翻译成条理通顺的中文吗? : i am afraid that pig can't understand . you know , pig ....... 我担心猪会看不懂,你是知道的,猪 ....(我知道,连猪都看不懂) : if all of you are bored , try to write to me . don't be ashamed of your 假如你们都像我一样无聊,可以写信给仿佛在成功岭一样无聊的我.跟我比起来,你们完 : poor english . how poor english is shockcow's , but he write to me everyday 全不用在意自己的英文程度.连牛都会写"everyday"这个字给我. : so .....come on man ....... ....(译注:他的黑人室友在他打信的时候,想跟他再来一次) : shit 干...(译注:好) 我越来越低级了... 自强你到底7/18在不在家啊?我们可不可以住你家啊? -- 男人问：“我真的不知道你要的是什麽？求求你告诉我好吗！” 女人说：“快乐！快乐！快乐你听不懂吗？” ──成英姝 --

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