※ [本文轉錄自 Cabin 信箱] 作者: [email protected] 標題: （轉貼）另類減肥法 時間: Wed Mar 1 22:53:37 2000 作者: linen (我是豬頭三) 看板: DPC 標題: （轉貼）另類減肥法 時間: Sat Feb 26 13:18:07 2000 Subject: 性愛是減重最實際的方法........ (Chinese and English version) > > 仔細看下去，精彩絕倫 > > 拍案叫絕........................... > > > > Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. > > 性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 > > > > Look how many calories you can burn: > > 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: > > * TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 > > > > With her agreement...........................12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 > > > > Without her agreement......................187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 > > * TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 > > > > With both hands..................................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 > > > > With one hand...................................12 cal 用單手 12卡 > > > > With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 > > > > With the mouth..................................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 > > * PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 > > > > With erection....................................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 > > > > Without erection...............................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 > > * PRELIMINARIES 第一次 > > > > Trying to find the clitoris................8 cal 試著找到"入口" 8卡 > > > > Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 > > > > Without caring at all............................0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 > > * WHEN DOING IT 正在做的時候 > > > > Holding her up..................................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 > > > > Just on the floor................................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 > > * POSITIONS 姿勢 > > > > daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal 一般式 12卡 > > > > 69 laying........................................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 > > > > 69 standing up.................................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 > > > > Trolley........................................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 > > > > Italian chandelier.............................912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 > > * HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 > > > > Real...........................................112 cal 真的 112卡 > > > > Fake...........................................315 cal 假的 315卡 > > * POST ORGASM 高潮之後 > > > > Staying in bed..................................18 cal 還留在床上 18卡 > > > > Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 > > > > Explaining why she jumped off the bed.......816 cal 解釋著為什麼 她跳下床816卡 > > * GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 > > > > Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 > > > > from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 > > > > from 30 to 39..................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 > > > > from 40 to 49..................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 > > > > from 50 to 59..................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 > > > > over 60.......................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916卡 > > * PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 > > > > Quietly.........................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32卡 > > > > Being in a hurry................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98卡 > > > > With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal 正當她的先生開了 門的時候 1218卡 -- ※ Origin: 台大機械 [140.112.14.4] ◆ From: me55103.me.nsysu.edu.tw -- Wetrix ------ 七千四百萬分 --

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