作者Cabin (牧野流星)
标题[转]另类减肥法
时间Thu Mar 2 08:16:46 2000
※ [本文转录自 Cabin 信箱]
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标题: （转贴）另类减肥法
时间: Wed Mar 1 22:53:37 2000
作者: linen (我是猪头三) 看板: DPC
标题: （转贴）另类减肥法
时间: Sat Feb 26 13:18:07 2000
Subject: 性爱是减重最实际的方法........
(Chinese and English version)
> > 仔细看下去，精彩绝伦
> > 拍案叫绝...........................
> >
> > Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
> > 性是减重方法中最实际也最有趣的了
> >
> > Look how many calories you can burn:
> > 你瞧瞧你能燃烧多少的卡路里:
> >
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脱衣服
> >
> > With her agreement...........................12 cal 经由她的同意 12卡
> >
> > Without her agreement......................187 cal 未经她的同意 187卡
> >
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脱掉胸罩
> >
> > With both hands..................................8 cal 用双手 8卡
> >
> > With one hand...................................12 cal 用单手 12卡
> >
> > With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal 用单手被拍打 37卡
> >
> > With the mouth..................................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
> >
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保险套
> >
> > With erection....................................6 cal 勃起时 6卡
> >
> > Without erection...............................315 cal 未勃起时 315卡
> >
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
> >
> > Trying to find the clitoris................8 cal 试着找到"入口" 8卡
> >
> > Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal 试着找到G点 92卡
> >
> > Without caring at all............................0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
> >
* WHEN DOING IT 正在做的时候
> >
> > Holding her up..................................12 cal 把她抱起来 12卡
> >
> > Just on the floor................................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
> >
* POSITIONS 姿势
> >
> > daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal 一般式 12卡
> >
> > 69 laying........................................8 cal 躺卧69式 8卡
> >
> > 69 standing up.................................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
> >
> > Trolley........................................216 cal 手推车式 216卡
> >
> > Italian chandelier.............................912 cal 义大利吊灯式 912卡
> >
* HAVING AN ORGASM 达到高潮
> >
> > Real...........................................112 cal 真的 112卡
> >
> > Fake...........................................315 cal 假的 315卡
> >
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後
> >
> > Staying in bed..................................18 cal 还留在床上 18卡
> >
> > Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
> >
> > Explaining why she jumped off the bed.......816 cal 解释着为什麽
她跳下床816卡
> >
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
> >
> > Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal 16-19岁 12卡
> >
> > from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29岁 36卡
> >
> > from 30 to 39..................................108 cal 30-39岁 108卡
> >
> > from 40 to 49..................................324 cal 40-49岁 324卡
> >
> > from 50 to 59..................................972 cal 50-59岁 972卡
> >
> > over 60.......................................2916 cal 过了 60 岁 2916卡
> >
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
> >
> > Quietly.........................................32 cal 静悄悄地 32卡
> >
> > Being in a hurry................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98卡
> >
> > With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal 正当她的先生开了
门的时候 1218卡
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