Name :開心 (小雞) 生日 :08年 8月23日 (古希 23歲) 體: 82/111 法: 24/24 攻擊力:2098 敏捷 :5552 知識 :2101 快樂 :37513 滿意 :8050 疲勞 :36 氣質 :431 體重 :1.17 病氣 :0 乾淨 :3 食物 :16 大補丸:0 藥品 :0 嘿嘿！I CATCH YOU！！ ◢◢ / ◤ ● | ●< ＊ ● ●● ● ∩● |●\ \ ＊ ● ● ● ● ● ◣●\ ＊ ● ● ● ● ● ●● ● ● /●\ ＊ ● ● ● ● ● ●● /●\ ＊ ＊ ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ●◥ ＊ ＊ ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ◣ ﹏help... ＊ ＊ ＊ ● ● ●● ● ＊ ＊ ●●●●╲● ╱ ╲ /\╲ /\╲ 很乾淨..很快樂..很滿足.. ============================================================================== 唉呀呀!我辛苦的扶養我的小雞已經讓他長到23歲了耶............................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 結果我竟然在今天才發現有這個板可以每天記錄小雞的成長史........................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 還可以每天賺錢養他的地方...要是早點發現這個好所在我就不用這麼辛苦了........... ______________________________________________________________________________ 話說我當初還在想說P幣到底可以用來幹麻......................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 不知道怎麼就鬼迷心竅的居然想到來養小雞........................................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 就淪落到要這樣灌水辛苦賺P幣來養我家的開心..................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 當初的情況是我非常的難過到某個板PO文希望尋求拍拍.............................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 花了很久的時間打字，將故事的始末全都交代記錄清楚.............................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 過程中更是一把鼻涕一把眼淚的.................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 最害帕的就是我打那麼久之後我的網路突然掛掉.................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 而讓我寫了一個下午的心血白廢.................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 最後的結果是我順利寫完PO文了.................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 還賺了1000P耶...可想而之我是花的多久時間打字.................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 而所寫的文章有多麼"樂樂長"，內容是多麼另人鼻酸................................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 而我這辛苦賺的1000P，大約在十幾天就花在我家的開心小雞上花光了................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 話說我一開始養他的時候超辛苦的................................................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 買來後沒幾分鐘就到養雞場看他.................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 每次見到他都是給他把屎把尿、不停的逗他開心、陪他上學念書...................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 發現沒有，我都捨不得打他...................................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 不過我實在很好奇，如果打他會怎樣.............................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 就給他打下去試試看了.......................................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 結果發現...原來只是在練功夫嘛................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 為了讓我家開心成為文武雙全的完美小雞.......................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 我決定要文武同步調教.......................................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 他親愛的娘親我有發現，學武之人會變笨.......................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 於是我更加努力的讓他念書...................................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 阿，我錯過了一個重要的片段.................................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 那就是我在開心零歲的時候有不小心把他弄死了.................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 粗心的他娘我已經忘記他是撐死還是被我打死了.................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 不管怎樣...我現在還是把他養的這麼健康這麼強壯................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 還讓他結婚生子，我也可以安心的含飴弄孫........................................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 話說養小雞比我想像的還要花P幣................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 我一開始還很怕他掛，還買過兩次還三次大補丸.................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 不過他那時年紀太小，虛不受補.................................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 吃個病藥也弄的快要飽死..真是累死我了.......................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 我記得在他某歲的時候不是有兩顆蛋孵出兩隻小雞嗎................................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 我那時還以為那也是可以一直跟著養大下去的說.................................... ______________________________________________________________________________ 還有阿，原來，到15歲之後就不會再變了喔........................................ ______________________________________________________________________________ 看著他一天天衰老我其實有點心疼說.............................................. ______________________________________________________________________________ 我最多可以陪伴你到幾歲呢？ 開心？............................................ --

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