作者violet1111 (鸭子)
看板chicken
标题[点滴] 小鸡 开心23岁 ^^
时间Tue Sep 16 01:50:38 2008
Name :
开心 (
小鸡) 生日 :
08年
8月
23日 (
古希 23岁)
体:
82/111 法:
24/24 攻击力:
2098 敏捷 :
5552 知识 :
2101
快乐 :
37513 满意 :
8050 疲劳 :
36 气质 :
431 体重 :
1.17
病气 :
0 乾净 :
3 食物 :
16 大补丸:
0 药品 :
0
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很乾净..很快乐..很满足..
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唉呀呀!我辛苦的扶养我的小鸡已经让他长到23岁了耶...............................
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结果我竟然在今天才发现有这个板可以每天记录小鸡的成长史........................
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还可以每天赚钱养他的地方...要是早点发现这个好所在我就不用这麽辛苦了...........
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话说我当初还在想说P币到底可以用来干麻.........................................
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不知道怎麽就鬼迷心窍的居然想到来养小鸡........................................
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就沦落到要这样灌水辛苦赚P币来养我家的开心.....................................
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当初的情况是我非常的难过到某个板PO文希望寻求拍拍..............................
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花了很久的时间打字,将故事的始末全都交代记录清楚..............................
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过程中更是一把鼻涕一把眼泪的..................................................
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最害帕的就是我打那麽久之後我的网路突然挂掉....................................
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而让我写了一个下午的心血白废..................................................
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最後的结果是我顺利写完PO文了..................................................
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还赚了1000P耶...可想而之我是花的多久时间打字..................................
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而所写的文章有多麽"乐乐长",内容是多麽另人鼻酸................................
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而我这辛苦赚的1000P,大约在十几天就花在我家的开心小鸡上花光了.................
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话说我一开始养他的时候超辛苦的................................................
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买来後没几分钟就到养鸡场看他..................................................
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每次见到他都是给他把屎把尿、不停的逗他开心、陪他上学念书......................
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发现没有,我都舍不得打他......................................................
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不过我实在很好奇,如果打他会怎样..............................................
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就给他打下去试试看了..........................................................
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结果发现...原来只是在练功夫嘛.................................................
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为了让我家开心成为文武双全的完美小鸡..........................................
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我决定要文武同步调教..........................................................
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他亲爱的娘亲我有发现,学武之人会变笨..........................................
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於是我更加努力的让他念书......................................................
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阿,我错过了一个重要的片段....................................................
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那就是我在开心零岁的时候有不小心把他弄死了....................................
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粗心的他娘我已经忘记他是撑死还是被我打死了....................................
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不管怎样...我现在还是把他养的这麽健康这麽强壮.................................
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还让他结婚生子,我也可以安心的含饴弄孙........................................
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话说养小鸡比我想像的还要花P币.................................................
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我一开始还很怕他挂,还买过两次还三次大补丸....................................
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不过他那时年纪太小,虚不受补..................................................
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吃个病药也弄的快要饱死..真是累死我了..........................................
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我记得在他某岁的时候不是有两颗蛋孵出两只小鸡吗................................
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我那时还以为那也是可以一直跟着养大下去的说....................................
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还有阿,原来,到15岁之後就不会再变了喔........................................
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看着他一天天衰老我其实有点心疼说..............................................
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我最多可以陪伴你到几岁呢? 开心?............................................
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