ｆｒｏｍ　Aphrael http://www.warnermusic.com.tw/community/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145043 翻譯　ｂｙ　oldie ============================== Dear I-weekly, 親愛的愛週刊﹐ A recent article painted a picture of me laughing al the way to the bank. Truth is, I had to laugh more than I would imagine I had to, my whole life, for the past 4 years. 最近有一篇報導把我描述成賺了很多錢(多到笑著到銀行 )。 事實上這四年來﹐我必須笑﹐而且多過我能想象的﹐ 就象已笑了我一生的笑。 "Why? Why? Why?" “為什麼﹖為什麼﹖為什麼﹖” "Because nobody likes a sulky, skinny girl." “因為沒有人會喜歡一個臭著臉又瘦小的女生。” "As opposed to a happy skinny girl? Or a sulky voluptious girl? Or a happy voluptious girl?" “比起一個瘦小但快樂的女生﹖或一個臭著臉又丰滿 的女生﹖或一個快樂又丰滿的女生﹖” And because I am not voluptious, the answer was pretty clear. And, it turned out to be a pretty good formula. Not that I'm complaining of course. Imagine having to sulk for 4 years, or plastic boobies. 由於我不是丰滿的﹐答案就很明顯啦。事實也證明了 我的選擇是對的。當然我也沒有埋怨。 想象要臭著臉四年呢﹐還是要塑膠胸部。 These days, it's a lot easier to smile, the skies seem clearer and the air smells cleaner. And when I hear an occasional careless comment, "You are too skinny", I think, "Ya, but I'm happy." 這些日子﹐覺得比較容易微笑﹐天空比較清晰﹐還有空 氣比較清新。偶爾聽見不經意的話﹐“你太瘦了”﹐我會想﹐“是的﹐不過我快樂。” But I also wish I had said, "I don't even know you and you probably have dimpled thighs and I hate you." 但我又希望我是說﹐“我根本不認識你﹐甚至你可能 有不雅觀的大腿和我恨你。” And you can imagine a true picture of me, laughing all the way home. 那你可以想象真正的我﹐一直笑著回家。 Cheers, Yanzi 耶﹐燕姿 --

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