ｆｒｏｍ　Aphrael http://www.warnermusic.com.tw/community/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145043 翻译　ｂｙ　oldie ============================== Dear I-weekly, 亲爱的爱周刊﹐ A recent article painted a picture of me laughing al the way to the bank. Truth is, I had to laugh more than I would imagine I had to, my whole life, for the past 4 years. 最近有一篇报导把我描述成赚了很多钱(多到笑着到银行 )。 事实上这四年来﹐我必须笑﹐而且多过我能想象的﹐ 就象已笑了我一生的笑。 "Why? Why? Why?" “为什麽﹖为什麽﹖为什麽﹖” "Because nobody likes a sulky, skinny girl." “因为没有人会喜欢一个臭着脸又瘦小的女生。” "As opposed to a happy skinny girl? Or a sulky voluptious girl? Or a happy voluptious girl?" “比起一个瘦小但快乐的女生﹖或一个臭着脸又丰满 的女生﹖或一个快乐又丰满的女生﹖” And because I am not voluptious, the answer was pretty clear. And, it turned out to be a pretty good formula. Not that I'm complaining of course. Imagine having to sulk for 4 years, or plastic boobies. 由於我不是丰满的﹐答案就很明显啦。事实也证明了 我的选择是对的。当然我也没有埋怨。 想象要臭着脸四年呢﹐还是要塑胶胸部。 These days, it's a lot easier to smile, the skies seem clearer and the air smells cleaner. And when I hear an occasional careless comment, "You are too skinny", I think, "Ya, but I'm happy." 这些日子﹐觉得比较容易微笑﹐天空比较清晰﹐还有空 气比较清新。偶尔听见不经意的话﹐“你太瘦了”﹐我会想﹐“是的﹐不过我快乐。” But I also wish I had said, "I don't even know you and you probably have dimpled thighs and I hate you." 但我又希望我是说﹐“我根本不认识你﹐甚至你可能 有不雅观的大腿和我恨你。” And you can imagine a true picture of me, laughing all the way home. 那你可以想象真正的我﹐一直笑着回家。 Cheers, Yanzi 耶﹐燕姿 --

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