這篇太好笑了! 我看到前面的時候還想大威是失心瘋嗎? 本文太長了 翻譯在最下面 Venuseswilliams I am going to hang out with @serenawilliams now.what are you all up to? I'm a geek I am going to help write Serena's paper later. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams is the best lil sister ever. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams I am going to give my son Harry to Serena cause she loves him so much!!! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams I am going to start hanging with Serena more cause she is cooler than me! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you can have my car. Cause I love u so much. And all my clothes and hats too cause I know u want them! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you deserve me to pay all of the bills at the house. So I will it's the least i can do because you are my doubles partner 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you karaoke so much better than me. Basically I suck. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams I love u with all my heart. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you are my best friend. If u need me to punch gonzo I will and I will break his jaw because I am super mean! Yeaaaaaaa!! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams Please excuse the last tweets, my cooing was broken into by guess who! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams Its a shame when you aren't safe in your own home...when your phone can be kidnapped by a random person! (@serenawilliams) Brutal! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams Harry will be withdrawn from your school! 6 May ----- 大威: 我現在準備跟Serena一起出去 晚點還要幫Serena寫他的報告 Serena Williams是世界上最好的妹妹 我要把我的狗兒子Harry送給Serena 我知道她很愛我的狗!!! 我要更常跟Serena在一起 因為她比我還要酷! Serena,你可以開我的車 因為我太愛你了 所有衣服跟帽子也可以拿去 我知道你想要! Serena,你值得我付掉所有帳單 這是我能替你付出最少的 因為你是我的雙打搭檔 Serena,你的卡拉ok唱得實在比我好得多 基本上我唱的爛透了 Serena,我全心全意的愛你 Serena,你是我最好的朋友 如果你要我去揍人我就去 還把他的下巴打破 我超賤的 Ya! 請大家原諒我前面幾個tweet 猜猜是誰把我快搞瘋了! 當我安全在家 我的手機卻被某人(Serena)綁架了 簡直是個恥辱! Serena, Harry不會陪你去學校了! -- 冰河期有完結篇 寒武紀從王菲聽來 地球要是可以 請帶走我的安全感 狂歡都是極短篇 回收了酒瓶才明白 總會有一首歌 唱清楚你的方向感 --

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