作者VWilliams (蔡有美)
看板Williams
标题Re: [威家] Twitter
时间Tue May 10 15:57:46 2011
这篇太好笑了! 我看到前面的时候还想大威是失心疯吗?
本文太长了 翻译在最下面
Venuseswilliams
I am going to hang out with @serenawilliams now.what are you all up to? I'm
a geek I am going to help write Serena's paper later.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams is the best lil sister ever.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
I am going to give my son Harry to Serena cause she loves him so much!!!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
I am going to start hanging with Serena more cause she is cooler than me!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you can have my car. Cause I love u so much. And all my
clothes and hats too cause I know u want them!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you deserve me to pay all of the bills at the house. So I
will it's the least i can do because you are my doubles partner
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you karaoke so much better than me. Basically I suck.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams I love u with all my heart.
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams you are my best friend. If u need me to punch gonzo I will
and I will break his jaw because I am super mean! Yeaaaaaaa!!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
Please excuse the last tweets, my cooing was broken into by guess who!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
Its a shame when you aren't safe in your own home...when your phone can be
kidnapped by a random person! (@serenawilliams) Brutal!
6 May
Venuseswilliams Venus Williams
@serenawilliams Harry will be withdrawn from your school!
6 May
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大威:
我现在准备跟Serena一起出去 晚点还要帮Serena写他的报告
Serena Williams是世界上最好的妹妹
我要把我的狗儿子Harry送给Serena 我知道她很爱我的狗!!!
我要更常跟Serena在一起 因为她比我还要酷!
Serena,你可以开我的车 因为我太爱你了 所有衣服跟帽子也可以拿去 我知道你想要!
Serena,你值得我付掉所有帐单 这是我能替你付出最少的 因为你是我的双打搭档
Serena,你的卡拉ok唱得实在比我好得多 基本上我唱的烂透了
Serena,我全心全意的爱你
Serena,你是我最好的朋友 如果你要我去揍人我就去 还把他的下巴打破 我超贱的 Ya!
请大家原谅我前面几个tweet 猜猜是谁把我快搞疯了!
当我安全在家 我的手机却被某人(Serena)绑架了 简直是个耻辱!
Serena, Harry不会陪你去学校了!
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