这篇太好笑了! 我看到前面的时候还想大威是失心疯吗? 本文太长了 翻译在最下面 Venuseswilliams I am going to hang out with @serenawilliams now.what are you all up to? I'm a geek I am going to help write Serena's paper later. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams is the best lil sister ever. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams I am going to give my son Harry to Serena cause she loves him so much!!! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams I am going to start hanging with Serena more cause she is cooler than me! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you can have my car. Cause I love u so much. And all my clothes and hats too cause I know u want them! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you deserve me to pay all of the bills at the house. So I will it's the least i can do because you are my doubles partner 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you karaoke so much better than me. Basically I suck. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams I love u with all my heart. 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams you are my best friend. If u need me to punch gonzo I will and I will break his jaw because I am super mean! Yeaaaaaaa!! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams Please excuse the last tweets, my cooing was broken into by guess who! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams Its a shame when you aren't safe in your own home...when your phone can be kidnapped by a random person! (@serenawilliams) Brutal! 6 May Venuseswilliams Venus Williams @serenawilliams Harry will be withdrawn from your school! 6 May ----- 大威: 我现在准备跟Serena一起出去 晚点还要帮Serena写他的报告 Serena Williams是世界上最好的妹妹 我要把我的狗儿子Harry送给Serena 我知道她很爱我的狗!!! 我要更常跟Serena在一起 因为她比我还要酷! Serena,你可以开我的车 因为我太爱你了 所有衣服跟帽子也可以拿去 我知道你想要! Serena,你值得我付掉所有帐单 这是我能替你付出最少的 因为你是我的双打搭档 Serena,你的卡拉ok唱得实在比我好得多 基本上我唱的烂透了 Serena,我全心全意的爱你 Serena,你是我最好的朋友 如果你要我去揍人我就去 还把他的下巴打破 我超贱的 Ya! 请大家原谅我前面几个tweet 猜猜是谁把我快搞疯了! 当我安全在家 我的手机却被某人(Serena)绑架了 简直是个耻辱! Serena, Harry不会陪你去学校了! -- 冰河期有完结篇 寒武纪从王菲听来 地球要是可以 请带走我的安全感 狂欢都是极短篇 回收了酒瓶才明白 总会有一首歌 唱清楚你的方向感 --

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