Yo mamma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved to death. Yo mamma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks these jokes are actually funny. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team. Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair. -- 我打從男人堆裡來 期待追隨女人而去 偶然 被妳一瞄我藏不住的慾火 嘿嘿嘿 我渴望妳的愛情 妳的眼中充滿熱情 嘻嘻嘻 我這踏入紅塵的色魔 擁有最純的天真 --

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