Yo mamma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved to death. Yo mamma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks these jokes are actually funny. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team. Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair. -- 我打从男人堆里来 期待追随女人而去 偶然 被你一瞄我藏不住的慾火 嘿嘿嘿 我渴望你的爱情 你的眼中充满热情 嘻嘻嘻 我这踏入红尘的色魔 拥有最纯的天真 --

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