作者jeryu1992 (會想起/忘記 曾經)
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標題[分享] 咻咻呸呸之一
時間Fri Apr 9 19:10:10 2010
小小P.S.其實它有出現在呸呸和咻咻的版...如果看過了就跳過好了XD
似乎應該要有防閃頁,
緣起:來自兩個二類的小朋友,在生物課努力的想著英文課造句的時候
誤入歧途。
所以劇情十分的坎坷,堪稱是一段"活在自己想像的呸呸苦情實錄"(大大誤)
我身為呸呸和咻咻家的主人(驚!!),不小心...就把它打上來了(默默)
然後主人想對呸呸說...
妳就先悲情一陣子,總有一天續集會讓妳成功的(大誤)
P.S.寫續集的同學好善良...
主人...主人給妳一個拍拍(拍)
其實我覺得還滿(ㄏㄠˇ)感(ㄏㄠˇ)人(ㄒㄧㄠˋ)的。
人物:PeiPei(呸呸)& Syusyou(咻咻)
附註:因為咻咻先生不告訴呸呸怎麼念嘛...所以我們就自創(咦?)
正文:
第一輯:字尾-ed By呸呸
I have been determinded to give my love to a left-handed guy who is
kind-hearted and quick-witted. He doesn't mind that I am bad-tempered
and has promised to hold my hand no matter how aged we are. I believed
that our love will never be exhausted.
評語:呸呸的字還滿亂的,第一次看差點看成"left-handed
gay "
對不起我不是故意的(唉)
第二輯:字尾-ee By主人
I was invited to be the attendee on PeiPei and Syusyou's wedding.
During the ceremony, Syusyou became an escapee of their marriage. He
left PeiPei alone to explain to the interviewer why their wedding was
canceled. When Syusyou showed up again as an interviewee, he looked
like a refugee and claimed that PeiPei's love was so tense that he could
not stand it. PeiPei was sad and decided to find a new boyfriend to
replace Syusyou.
評語:原本最後的結局是要呸呸抱著對咻咻的愛終老的,可是呸呸嫌它不好,
所以就改掉了。不過咻咻不可以這樣對我們家呸呸喔(警告)。
不然就不讓你們私奔了(誤)
第三輯:字尾-en By善良的同學XDD
The other reason is Syusyou loved someone else and he didn't want to
be caught because of the extramarital affair. At first, PeiPei found a
new boyfriend to replace Syusyou but soon she found Syusyou is irreplaceable.
Being so desperate, PeiPei cried in a dark room. Suddenly a strong hand
fastened round her waist. It was Syusyou who gave her a golden box with a
diamond ring inside. The glistening diamond ring brightened PeiPei's life,
making her stony heart soften. It seems that the intimacy between them will
restore.
評語:啊,同學真是善良...揪竟咻咻會說些什麼樣的話呢?敬請期待下輯XDD
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我開始停止呼吸,假裝你再我眼前不曾離去。
事實卻是,你不在那燈火闌珊,不在那觸手可及,
已經往前走向,不可逆之境。
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1F:推 rademiel:跪求樓下翻譯...... 04/09 21:40
2F:→ jeryu1992:樓下不理妳 04/09 22:07
3F:推 ForeverSola:那麻煩樓下.. 04/09 23:11
4F:推 PeiPianist:不要 04/09 23:52
5F:推 cloud37:有錯耶!!!~ 04/10 13:02
6F:→ cloud37:第二輯的第二行:becane ab escapee→became an escapee 04/10 13:04
7F:→ cloud37:第二輯的倒數第二行...多一個 a 04/10 13:05
科科,其實咻咻大已經在批兔指證過了...只是我太懶都還沒有來批萬改,對不起TAT
※ 編輯: jeryu1992 來自: 111.255.171.147 (04/10 16:40)