作者CERN (歐洲核子研究組織)
看板Suckcomic
標題Re: [週邊] 旋風管家真人版
時間Wed Jul 20 22:14:18 2011
Don't watch a romantic comedy called "Hayate the Combat Butler"
Man! this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo.
I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 5 videos with the
name only labeled "Hayate the Combat Butler"
I said to this dude "What's this shit?"
He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure nobody is
around when you watching it!"
Then I thought it was some romantic comedy or some strange shit but as I watched
the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooo!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!????"
Then it continued and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
Then he hit by the motherfucking car.
And then I said "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw.
It was like Satan gave me his romantic comedy, shit was so disturbing.
Yet I couldn't stop watching it!
Then video two and it was two of them! That niggas...That niggas...And that
snake saw that then it...
"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then that guy took that big matchsticks then...
"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was like your friends what do some exercise with you but he wanted to
something "different"
And it was so fucked up and creepy.
You just kept watching it.
And that's what I fucking did!!!
Then I saw video three, Three niggas!!! Threeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
It was threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Zeyu was his name nigga, Zeyu was his motherfucking name!!!!!
Oh my god!!! I ain't going to heaven niggas.
My soul already comtaminated by "Hayate the Combat Butler"
So I just want to tell you all right now
Don't watch a romantic comedy laveled "Hayate the Combat Butler"
Don't do it nigga, it's like radioactive waste.
Remember what I'm saying to you, niggas!!!!
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1F：噓 hatenese:沒噓真可惜 07/20 22:26
欸欸 好歹我也聽完"Yooooooooo!!!!" 再一句一句打出來的捏
2F：→ stray0206:niggas是啥 07/20 22:27
很有歧視性的字眼 黑鬼或黑奴
3F：推 s840210:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/20 22:39
4F：推 KANON1117:不錯笑啊XD 07/20 22:40
5F：推 snegi:wassup, nigga? 其實蠻多黑人都用這字眼互稱 07/20 22:45
非裔族群互相叫OK 黃種人或白人敢這樣叫...
6F：推 takua624:太強大了，YOOOOOOOO!! 07/20 22:45
7F：推 KANON1117:不過也要是黑人互稱才行，白人講會被打死吧XD 07/20 22:46
8F：推 cat5672:就像很熟朋友間會互叫雜碎廢物那樣 07/20 22:47
Only a Black can call another Black a nigga. XDDDDDDDDDDD
9F：推 wahaha99:Yooooooooooooooooooo 07/20 22:54
10F：推 graff0407:白種人通常是用Nigro. 07/20 22:59
11F：推 qwd:jajaja~ I always hear nerd guy say the F word by internet 07/20 23:11
12F：推 Pietro:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 07/20 23:14
13F：→ jojobigoldtw:我的字典裡沒yoooooooooooooo~~~放棄~~~ 07/20 23:37
靠! 這樣也行XDDDDD
15F：→ SoulHsu:罵黑鬼 07/20 23:57
16F：推 adst513:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 07/21 00:28
17F：推 peter4108ml:4:48分 剛好趕上XD 07/21 00:30
18F：→ dbpdbp:請把艾莉斯蒂那還給我 07/21 01:48
我是為了不讓大家把靈魂出賣給路西法捏XDDDDDD
※ 編輯: CERN 來自: 114.39.28.139 (07/21 03:14)
20F：推 judyfer123:yoooooooooooooooooo 07/21 18:28