作者CERN (欧洲核子研究组织)
看板Suckcomic
标题Re: [周边] 旋风管家真人版
时间Wed Jul 20 22:14:18 2011
Don't watch a romantic comedy called "Hayate the Combat Butler"
Man! this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo.
I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 5 videos with the
name only labeled "Hayate the Combat Butler"
I said to this dude "What's this shit?"
He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure nobody is
around when you watching it!"
Then I thought it was some romantic comedy or some strange shit but as I watched
the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooo!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!????"
Then it continued and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
Then he hit by the motherfucking car.
And then I said "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw.
It was like Satan gave me his romantic comedy, shit was so disturbing.
Yet I couldn't stop watching it!
Then video two and it was two of them! That niggas...That niggas...And that
snake saw that then it...
"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then that guy took that big matchsticks then...
"Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was like your friends what do some exercise with you but he wanted to
something "different"
And it was so fucked up and creepy.
You just kept watching it.
And that's what I fucking did!!!
Then I saw video three, Three niggas!!! Threeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
It was threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Zeyu was his name nigga, Zeyu was his motherfucking name!!!!!
Oh my god!!! I ain't going to heaven niggas.
My soul already comtaminated by "Hayate the Combat Butler"
So I just want to tell you all right now
Don't watch a romantic comedy laveled "Hayate the Combat Butler"
Don't do it nigga, it's like radioactive waste.
Remember what I'm saying to you, niggas!!!!
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1F：嘘 hatenese:没嘘真可惜 07/20 22:26
欸欸 好歹我也听完"Yooooooooo!!!!" 再一句一句打出来的捏
2F：→ stray0206:niggas是啥 07/20 22:27
很有歧视性的字眼 黑鬼或黑奴
3F：推 s840210:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/20 22:39
4F：推 KANON1117:不错笑啊XD 07/20 22:40
5F：推 snegi:wassup, nigga? 其实蛮多黑人都用这字眼互称 07/20 22:45
非裔族群互相叫OK 黄种人或白人敢这样叫...
6F：推 takua624:太强大了，YOOOOOOOO!! 07/20 22:45
7F：推 KANON1117:不过也要是黑人互称才行，白人讲会被打死吧XD 07/20 22:46
8F：推 cat5672:就像很熟朋友间会互叫杂碎废物那样 07/20 22:47
Only a Black can call another Black a nigga. XDDDDDDDDDDD
9F：推 wahaha99:Yooooooooooooooooooo 07/20 22:54
10F：推 graff0407:白种人通常是用Nigro. 07/20 22:59
11F：推 qwd:jajaja~ I always hear nerd guy say the F word by internet 07/20 23:11
12F：推 Pietro:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 07/20 23:14
13F：→ jojobigoldtw:我的字典里没yoooooooooooooo~~~放弃~~~ 07/20 23:37
靠! 这样也行XDDDDD
15F：→ SoulHsu:骂黑鬼 07/20 23:57
16F：推 adst513:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 07/21 00:28
17F：推 peter4108ml:4:48分 刚好赶上XD 07/21 00:30
18F：→ dbpdbp:请把艾莉斯蒂那还给我 07/21 01:48
我是为了不让大家把灵魂出卖给路西法捏XDDDDDD
※ 编辑: CERN 来自: 114.39.28.139 (07/21 03:14)
20F：推 judyfer123:yoooooooooooooooooo 07/21 18:28