作者EydieLin (阿不多)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 第一次打119
時間Fri Feb 1 12:34:29 2013
剛搬家的第一個夏天，新家在二樓所以很常有蜜蜂、蚊子等昆蟲從陽台侵入家中
某天晚上，忽然聽到家裡養的毛小孩在該該叫的很淒厲
我立刻衝上前去看，發現毛小孩一直舔自己腳掌而有隻很大的蜜蜂正倒在地上掙扎
那隻垂死的蜜蜂在旁邊不停瘋狂轉圈圈，我太害怕不敢撿就叫閃光來幫忙
閃光順便檢查陽台，果不其然在遮雨棚發現一個『正在成形中』的蜂巢
約比成人拳頭再大一點
我們嚇的立刻拿起電話求救119，對話如下
我：這邊是民宅，我家陽台了結了一個蜂巢，我家的狗好像踩到蜜蜂了，
現在應該怎麼辦？
（被家裡竟然有蜂巢嚇到太害怕加上擔心狗狗會不會怎樣所以口氣很急很慌）
對方：小姐別急，多大？
我：快三歲！他現在一直舔腳掌，怎麼辦？
對方：（沉默約２秒）…不是，我問的是蜂巢…
我：蛤？！呃…嗯…
當下自覺太丟臉了，反應不過來，腦中想的是要說跟拳頭一樣大
我竟說
跟卵巢一樣大
跟卵巢一樣大
跟卵巢一樣大
跟卵巢一樣大
講完我愣住，閃光也愣住，119先生也愣住
然後閃光就默默的從無地自容的我手中把電話接去講了…
我紅著臉抱著我家毛小孩衝去看獸醫
還好醫生說沒有刺入的傷口，但為安全起見有打一針
回來聽閃光說119先生說會派人過來拆蜂巢，我立馬又出門
雖然不知道是不是他本人來，但我很主觀的認為他一定會跟他同事說！！！
甘！我才不要待在家裡看到他們對我抿著嘴憋笑的樣子咧！！！！！
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1F：推 Pisces0306:Haha02/01 12:44
2F：→ wadashi1:噗嗤....抿嘴偷笑..02/01 12:45
3F：→ she1015:哈哈哈哈02/01 12:46
4F：推 voyeur:原來是卵巢啊 我還以為是蜂巢咧 嚇死我了02/01 12:47
5F：推 kick:好啦 至少你不是講你家陽台下結了一個卵巢02/01 12:48
6F：推 forest0120:其實接電話是勤務指揮中心，來處理的是分隊，並不一定02/01 13:20
7F：→ forest0120:遇的到哦02/01 13:20
8F：推 xinya707:卵巢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 13:20
9F：推 Hans14:XDDD o_O02/01 13:25
10F：推 incinerators:笑死了~~~02/01 13:26
11F：推 sylviashue:XD好蠢02/01 13:37
12F：推 parry121003:有笑有推:))02/01 13:44
13F：推 demex:我笑了..xd02/01 13:45
14F：推 boa2147:我大笑了：）））02/01 13:49
15F：推 lsch527:原來結了一個卵巢...02/01 13:49
16F：推 tiaoyun:拳頭大的是子宮吧 跟卵巢一樣大是能住幾隻蜜蜂XDDDDDD02/01 13:51
17F：推 oldjou:跟雀巢一樣大呢？02/01 13:53
18F：推 Akimoto1993:小巢有交代02/01 13:53
19F：推 trf560:有笑有推XD02/01 13:55
20F：推 knnp:XD02/01 13:56
21F：推 aoil:超好笑 還好現在辦公室沒人 笑超大聲的~~02/01 13:58
22F：推 e1q3z9c7:你好可愛喔02/01 13:58
23F：推 haozip:還好妳沒回答事業線大小，不然來的人就真的盯妳看了...02/01 14:04
24F：推 jiunyee:XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:04
25F：推 Warlury:4F XDDD02/01 14:09
26F：推 gomay:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:10
27F：推 kominatewen:超好笑XDDDD02/01 14:12
28F：推 sosoeyes:笑死02/01 14:14
29F：推 sunweiyako:XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:18
30F：→ baliallin:求狗狗真相02/01 14:19
31F：推 frank8421:XDDDDDDDD02/01 14:23
32F：推 ChihHsuan:XDDDDDDD02/01 14:25
33F：推 linhsiuwei:其實摘蜂巢補蛇之類的工作不該歸消防隊管。02/01 14:26
34F：推 ifde7444:有笑有推 哈哈哈02/01 14:29
35F：推 ray1286:XDDDDDDDD02/01 14:34
36F：→ vinita:害我一直憋笑......XDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:34
37F：推 yinglian:這好笑02/01 14:42
38F：推 tran628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:47
39F：推 yangxh:勤務：OO分局嗎？民眾通報卵巢長蜂巢，請派員處理。02/01 14:47
40F：推 zadla2002:......02/01 14:54
41F：推 thisisme:笑了!!!:)02/01 14:57
42F：推 sYriAohc:你應該是要花錢找除蟲公司~而不是找免錢的消防隊...02/01 15:02
43F：推 grillong0828:整個在電腦前面笑出來wwwwww02/01 15:04
44F：推 cocoleeeric:原來蜜蜂會在家裡築卵巢啊...看笨版長知識02/01 15:05
45F：推 sonya198628:推XDDDD02/01 15:05
46F：推 isdogdog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:09
47F：推 GauYi:我一直想問排卵的卵 到底眼睛看不看的到02/01 15:22
48F：推 baliallin:樓上是說雞蛋嗎02/01 15:24
49F：推 eipduolc:好像可目視02/01 15:24
50F：推 sherry0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:35
51F：推 tsukasa22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:46
52F：推 w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:51
53F：推 babylikeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:52
54F：推 o90010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:54
55F：推 LAUNCELOT:(消防員心想)馬得我還真不知道卵巢有多大02/01 15:55
56F：推 holihioo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:56
57F：推 asssj2222:XDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:09
58F：→ allen7257:消防員:馬的這報告怎麼寫阿...02/01 16:09
59F：→ onlyminako:推 voyeur:原來是卵巢啊 我還以為是蜂巢咧 嚇死我了02/01 16:11
60F：推 particular:超爆笑02/01 16:17
61F：推 friend510157:噗哧~哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:27
62F：推 adychen1982:我大笑!!!!!!!!!!02/01 16:28
63F：推 audition3067:笑到都02/01 16:41
64F：推 naini:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:50
65F：推 tsctao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:54
66F：推 ooo418oo:太好笑了02/01 16:59
67F：推 DreamCome:叫消防隊摘蜂巢盎費國家資源.....02/01 17:04
68F：推 duck0823:笑翻我了02/01 17:10
69F：推 adonistc:早知道 不看了~你想害死多少上班族~憋得好痛苦02/01 17:16
70F：→ docoke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 17:35
71F：推 sillywhoever:卵巢有一個拳頭大啊!!?02/01 17:38
72F：推 abooma:XDDDDDDDD02/01 17:42
73F：推 aassd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 17:45
74F：推 shawnisi:原來卵巢這樣大02/01 17:45
75F：→ kenshin078:一直很疑惑 這種蟲蛇蜜蜂出沒 到底能不能叫消防隊?02/01 17:46
76F：推 kenshin078:印象中不能 可是一堆人連路邊流浪狗受傷都要叫消防隊02/01 17:48
77F：推 aways:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 17:50
78F：推 xower2004:....笑了02/01 17:59
79F：推 a766242001:有笑有推02/01 18:09
80F：推 ffff042675:原po好傻好天真啊02/01 18:10
81F：推 bass0216:如果是我接到這電話一定當場笑死XDD02/01 18:17
82F：推 bearmajik:XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 18:21
83F：推 tokise:卵巢XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 18:25
84F：推 top068:...................02/01 18:27
85F：推 nolin1007:太好笑了 畫面很有餒02/01 18:27
86F：推 coldone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 戳中我的笑點02/01 18:29
87F：推 ray0305:還好是卵巢 不是蜂巢02/01 18:31
88F：推 jetrider:回k大，拆蜂巢和抓蛇當然是打119啊02/01 18:38
89F：推 sinfe: 幹有笑02/01 18:50
90F：推 randy26233:所以狗狗踩到的是一個卵子???誤02/01 19:06
91F：推 ku11357:這麼小阿XDDD02/01 19:06
92F：推 jonsauwi:XDDDDDD02/01 19:07
93F：推 arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 19:13
94F：推 ortaffa:我笑了啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/01 19:16
95F：推 haggis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 19:31
96F：推 ul6na:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 19:41
97F：推 ken70072:好笑耶02/01 19:44
98F：推 dumbo426:............02/01 19:45
99F：推 jack0403:XDDDDD02/01 19:53
100F：推 skyfilmas:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDD02/01 19:55
101F：推 tock0121:有笑有推02/01 20:07
102F：噓 kebling:XDDDDD02/01 20:10
103F：推 kebling:笑到我卵巢害我推錯了。XDDDD02/01 20:13
104F：推 mtscent:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 20:27
105F：推 ohmygodha:三歲就夠白癡的了 卵巢? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 20:28
106F：→ smallay7:XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 20:41
107F：推 pschey:XDDDDD02/01 20:42
108F：推 kneooange:消防員:小姐你好，請問跟卵巢一樣大的蜂巢在那裡阿?02/01 20:53
109F：→ zxcasdfj:消防隊：我們要出發去拆一個三歲的卵巢~~02/01 20:56
110F：推 hanju5: 消防員:小姐你好，請問跟卵巢一樣大的蜂巢在那裡阿?02/01 20:56
111F：→ hehehaha12:其實是因為動保處不出人 又不是24小時可以隨時出勤02/01 20:58
112F：→ hehehaha12:才逼的我們119出勤 而且我沒根本沒學過抓蜂捕蛇....02/01 20:59
113F：→ hehehaha12:都是發器材 就叫我們做 常識都是靠discovery來的02/01 21:00
114F：推 pineapple824:我快笑死了靠北XDDD02/01 21:01
115F：推 pipibabe:笑死XDXDXD02/01 21:02
116F：推 alan1943:消防員:完了我不知道卵巢有多大這樣怎寫備案...02/01 21:14
117F：推 angei79725:好一個卵巢...02/01 21:16
118F：推 blingbling:笑到流淚 XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 21:17
119F：推 MEOWUI:XDDDD02/01 21:18
120F：推 teleoldmom:!!!02/01 21:20
121F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDD02/01 21:20
122F：推 njimabc:民眾通報卵巢長 蜂巢，請派員處理。02/01 21:20
123F：推 joeyrose:跟卵巢一樣大的話....可能要請婦產科醫生一起過來了....02/01 21:22
124F：推 x007:我還真沒看過卵巢呢...02/01 21:22
125F：推 honeyster200:XDDDD02/01 21:51
126F：推 sakurafish:推 快流淚了~XD02/01 22:11
127F：推 lingling0000:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/01 22:21
128F：→ lucas01:XDD02/01 22:22
129F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 22:23
130F：推 icemonkey200:１１９先生：卵巢到底有多大？？02/01 22:26
131F：推 JingChiu:靠么XDDDD02/01 22:27
132F：推 mrcat:XDDDDDDDD02/01 22:35
133F：推 helen7510:XDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 22:45
134F：推 wind760311: 喔喔原來是卵巢 我還以為是蜂巢呢02/01 22:49
135F：推 qaz2230:超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!笑到被我媽怒罵哈哈02/01 22:55
136F：→ yeask:我笑出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:02
137F：推 shamalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:06
138F：推 jennydyj:恩!拳頭是跟卵巢差不多大沒錯啊XDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:26
139F：推 motoconan:跑救護就快累死了~還要補卵巢Q_Q02/01 23:39
140F：推 JOJOttt:超好笑XDDDDDDDD02/01 23:47
141F：推 worldsaver:砂鍋大的卵巢有沒有看過？02/01 23:49
142F：推 hxh0810:超好笑XDDDy02/01 23:50
143F：推 future816:笑到流淚啊~XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:54
144F：推 guitarwow:哈哈哈哈哈哈02/02 00:20
145F：→ jujustine83:XDDDDD02/02 00:26
146F：推 manofcourage:超好笑的02/02 00:39
147F：推 muchacha13:哈哈哈太好笑了拉！02/02 00:43
148F：推 abcde866:蜜蜂表示：原來我們都住在卵巢裡...02/02 00:48
149F：推 dada555:好笑推推02/02 00:55
150F：推 reink1177:XDDDD02/02 00:56
151F：推 ako100:快要被笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 00:56
152F：推 fongse:靠XDDDD02/02 01:00
153F：推 laijean:哈哈哈哈哈卵巢02/02 01:01
154F：推 gmoonnog:可憐毛小孩 但卵巢有笑到XD02/02 01:02
155F：→ elittle:我笑死了我02/02 01:02
156F：推 mylife0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到流淚02/02 01:02
157F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快笑死了02/02 01:06
158F：推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了02/02 01:42
159F：推 wendy1228:不推不行 快笑屎了02/02 01:56
160F：推 jht0929:XDD02/02 01:57
161F：推 e1234595:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 02:33
162F：推 kazake:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 02:43
163F：推 exshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 02:45
164F：→ babaluu:卵巢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 03:00
165F：→ bogardan:印象中是找農委會?可是這個只有上班時間有人阿02/02 03:30
166F：推 yoa0983:老媽在旁邊睡覺 憋笑好痛苦阿02/02 03:33
167F：推 LemonDoor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 03:44
168F：推 hagane39:半夜憋笑超痛苦02/02 04:35
169F：推 MauWaiBa:笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDD02/02 04:51
170F：推 cakekashi:笑到流淚了XDDDDDD02/02 04:58
171F：推 girafa:XDDDD02/02 07:17
172F：推 yitinglin:有笑有推哈哈哈02/02 08:35
173F：推 wavybaby:卵巢XDDDDD02/02 09:27
174F：推 feather7124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 11:37
175F：推 HADILEN:哈哈哈...卵巢...XDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 14:03
176F：推 everyonebest:XDDDD02/02 14:11
177F：推 weiiwei:笑死XDDDDDDDDD02/02 14:15
178F：推 secrets:笑翻了~XXDDDDD02/02 14:34
179F：推 yunhu:笑到噴淚02/02 15:33
180F：推 qicqic99:大推～～太有畫面啦XDDDDDDDDD02/02 16:02
181F：推 carriecat:肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 16:27
182F：推 brown643:哈哈哈哈~笑到肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 16:49
183F：推 pinestudy:XD02/02 17:52
184F：推 wupy:蜜蜂表示: 我巢吹了...02/02 19:08
185F：推 skyblackcat:看到卵巢整個大笑.....XDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 19:20
186F：→ Yie:XDDD02/02 21:04
187F：推 hareru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:19
188F：推 rhsaas:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:40
189F：推 shuilu:在說什麼XDDDDDDDDDDD卵巢也太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:09
190F：推 ax227762:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:17
191F：推 g5637128:這太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:15
192F：推 jiuji0329:超好笑的XDDD02/03 00:18
193F：推 lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 02:39
194F：推 whale1990:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑!!02/03 13:02
195F：推 ru486:原PO害我笑到肚子痛～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 19:04
196F：推 juyi7:害我在火車上憋笑………哈02/03 21:03
197F：推 pon1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 22:32
198F：推 kyoko22:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 22:51
199F：推 awind:整個笑噴XDDDD02/03 23:39
200F：推 liaocat:CDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了!02/04 00:14
201F：推 chiwei25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好想接到這種電話02/04 02:13
202F：推 shirleylynn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 02:52
203F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 11:04
204F：推 clionash:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD02/04 12:49
205F：推 Punksanji:超好笑天啊02/04 13:45
206F：推 purplejou:我笑到我媽都過來問我怎麼了=////=02/04 15:18
207F：推 sss1030:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 21:31
208F：推 tina82111700:笑倒XDDDDDDD02/04 21:34
209F：推 fragment1007:超好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 23:15
210F：推 syis:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 00:22
211F：推 ping5350830:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 04:52
212F：推 alishin:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 11:28
213F：推 FullMg:笑到快死了天啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 12:48
214F：推 OhyeAcloudy:在公司憋笑好痛苦喔 媽呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 15:29
215F：推 Dusha:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 22:50
216F：推 ma701111:XDDDDDDDDDD02/05 23:07
217F：推 Commands:狗就狗，說啥毛小孩...02/06 12:34
218F：推 jamieiset:卵巢 哈哈哈哈02/07 01:28
219F：推 lbowlbow:除蟲公司通常是針對蟑螂螞蟻白蟻之類的吧？02/08 15:31
220F：推 showtow:卵巢整個狠狠的踩到我的點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/09 00:14
221F：推 jb543543:XDDDDDDDD02/09 00:20
222F：推 yvowtjd:笑到岔氣了~~~~~~~~~~02/09 11:49
223F：推 angel791022:哈哈02/09 15:36
224F：推 chu11:後勁很強XD02/10 02:08
225F：推 miulala:有笑有推02/10 17:51
226F：推 maple9632:家人都在睡，憋笑憋得有點難過XDDD02/13 01:03
227F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/13 02:11
228F：→ minbyminby:XD02/14 22:57
229F：推 blueices:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/18 22:46
230F：推 hyhjcjy:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD03/12 12:40
231F：推 gn00362509:害我在辦公室效出來被主管抓包XDDDDDDDDDD03/13 11:44
232F：推 scorpius1030:哈哈哈哈哈03/14 13:42
233F：推 grouplove:笑死10/20 15:26
※ 編輯: EydieLin (27.246.229.226 臺灣), 11/18/2019 21:10:52