作者EydieLin (阿不多)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 第一次打119
时间Fri Feb 1 12:34:29 2013
刚搬家的第一个夏天，新家在二楼所以很常有蜜蜂、蚊子等昆虫从阳台侵入家中
某天晚上，忽然听到家里养的毛小孩在该该叫的很凄厉
我立刻冲上前去看，发现毛小孩一直舔自己脚掌而有只很大的蜜蜂正倒在地上挣扎
那只垂死的蜜蜂在旁边不停疯狂转圈圈，我太害怕不敢捡就叫闪光来帮忙
闪光顺便检查阳台，果不其然在遮雨棚发现一个『正在成形中』的蜂巢
约比成人拳头再大一点
我们吓的立刻拿起电话求救119，对话如下
我：这边是民宅，我家阳台了结了一个蜂巢，我家的狗好像踩到蜜蜂了，
现在应该怎麽办？
（被家里竟然有蜂巢吓到太害怕加上担心狗狗会不会怎样所以口气很急很慌）
对方：小姐别急，多大？
我：快三岁！他现在一直舔脚掌，怎麽办？
对方：（沉默约２秒）…不是，我问的是蜂巢…
我：蛤？！呃…嗯…
当下自觉太丢脸了，反应不过来，脑中想的是要说跟拳头一样大
我竟说
跟卵巢一样大
跟卵巢一样大
跟卵巢一样大
跟卵巢一样大
讲完我愣住，闪光也愣住，119先生也愣住
然後闪光就默默的从无地自容的我手中把电话接去讲了…
我红着脸抱着我家毛小孩冲去看兽医
还好医生说没有刺入的伤口，但为安全起见有打一针
回来听闪光说119先生说会派人过来拆蜂巢，我立马又出门
虽然不知道是不是他本人来，但我很主观的认为他一定会跟他同事说！！！
甘！我才不要待在家里看到他们对我抿着嘴憋笑的样子咧！！！！！
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◆ From: 220.136.231.190
1F：推 Pisces0306:Haha02/01 12:44
2F：→ wadashi1:噗嗤....抿嘴偷笑..02/01 12:45
3F：→ she1015:哈哈哈哈02/01 12:46
4F：推 voyeur:原来是卵巢啊 我还以为是蜂巢咧 吓死我了02/01 12:47
5F：推 kick:好啦 至少你不是讲你家阳台下结了一个卵巢02/01 12:48
6F：推 forest0120:其实接电话是勤务指挥中心，来处理的是分队，并不一定02/01 13:20
7F：→ forest0120:遇的到哦02/01 13:20
8F：推 xinya707:卵巢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 13:20
9F：推 Hans14:XDDD o_O02/01 13:25
10F：推 incinerators:笑死了~~~02/01 13:26
11F：推 sylviashue:XD好蠢02/01 13:37
12F：推 parry121003:有笑有推:))02/01 13:44
13F：推 demex:我笑了..xd02/01 13:45
14F：推 boa2147:我大笑了：）））02/01 13:49
15F：推 lsch527:原来结了一个卵巢...02/01 13:49
16F：推 tiaoyun:拳头大的是子宫吧 跟卵巢一样大是能住几只蜜蜂XDDDDDD02/01 13:51
17F：推 oldjou:跟雀巢一样大呢？02/01 13:53
18F：推 Akimoto1993:小巢有交代02/01 13:53
19F：推 trf560:有笑有推XD02/01 13:55
20F：推 knnp:XD02/01 13:56
21F：推 aoil:超好笑 还好现在办公室没人 笑超大声的~~02/01 13:58
22F：推 e1q3z9c7:你好可爱喔02/01 13:58
23F：推 haozip:还好你没回答事业线大小，不然来的人就真的盯你看了...02/01 14:04
24F：推 jiunyee:XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:04
25F：推 Warlury:4F XDDD02/01 14:09
26F：推 gomay:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:10
27F：推 kominatewen:超好笑XDDDD02/01 14:12
28F：推 sosoeyes:笑死02/01 14:14
29F：推 sunweiyako:XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:18
30F：→ baliallin:求狗狗真相02/01 14:19
31F：推 frank8421:XDDDDDDDD02/01 14:23
32F：推 ChihHsuan:XDDDDDDD02/01 14:25
33F：推 linhsiuwei:其实摘蜂巢补蛇之类的工作不该归消防队管。02/01 14:26
34F：推 ifde7444:有笑有推 哈哈哈02/01 14:29
35F：推 ray1286:XDDDDDDDD02/01 14:34
36F：→ vinita:害我一直憋笑......XDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:34
37F：推 yinglian:这好笑02/01 14:42
38F：推 tran628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 14:47
39F：推 yangxh:勤务：OO分局吗？民众通报卵巢长蜂巢，请派员处理。02/01 14:47
40F：推 zadla2002:......02/01 14:54
41F：推 thisisme:笑了!!!:)02/01 14:57
42F：推 sYriAohc:你应该是要花钱找除虫公司~而不是找免钱的消防队...02/01 15:02
43F：推 grillong0828:整个在电脑前面笑出来wwwwww02/01 15:04
44F：推 cocoleeeric:原来蜜蜂会在家里筑卵巢啊...看笨版长知识02/01 15:05
45F：推 sonya198628:推XDDDD02/01 15:05
46F：推 isdogdog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:09
47F：推 GauYi:我一直想问排卵的卵 到底眼睛看不看的到02/01 15:22
48F：推 baliallin:楼上是说鸡蛋吗02/01 15:24
49F：推 eipduolc:好像可目视02/01 15:24
50F：推 sherry0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:35
51F：推 tsukasa22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:46
52F：推 w660:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:51
53F：推 babylikeg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:52
54F：推 o90010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:54
55F：推 LAUNCELOT:(消防员心想)马得我还真不知道卵巢有多大02/01 15:55
56F：推 holihioo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 15:56
57F：推 asssj2222:XDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:09
58F：→ allen7257:消防员:马的这报告怎麽写阿...02/01 16:09
59F：→ onlyminako:推 voyeur:原来是卵巢啊 我还以为是蜂巢咧 吓死我了02/01 16:11
60F：推 particular:超爆笑02/01 16:17
61F：推 friend510157:噗哧~哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:27
62F：推 adychen1982:我大笑!!!!!!!!!!02/01 16:28
63F：推 audition3067:笑到都02/01 16:41
64F：推 naini:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:50
65F：推 tsctao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 16:54
66F：推 ooo418oo:太好笑了02/01 16:59
67F：推 DreamCome:叫消防队摘蜂巢盎费国家资源.....02/01 17:04
68F：推 duck0823:笑翻我了02/01 17:10
69F：推 adonistc:早知道 不看了~你想害死多少上班族~憋得好痛苦02/01 17:16
70F：→ docoke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 17:35
71F：推 sillywhoever:卵巢有一个拳头大啊!!?02/01 17:38
72F：推 abooma:XDDDDDDDD02/01 17:42
73F：推 aassd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 17:45
74F：推 shawnisi:原来卵巢这样大02/01 17:45
75F：→ kenshin078:一直很疑惑 这种虫蛇蜜蜂出没 到底能不能叫消防队?02/01 17:46
76F：推 kenshin078:印象中不能 可是一堆人连路边流浪狗受伤都要叫消防队02/01 17:48
77F：推 aways:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 17:50
78F：推 xower2004:....笑了02/01 17:59
79F：推 a766242001:有笑有推02/01 18:09
80F：推 ffff042675:原po好傻好天真啊02/01 18:10
81F：推 bass0216:如果是我接到这电话一定当场笑死XDD02/01 18:17
82F：推 bearmajik:XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 18:21
83F：推 tokise:卵巢XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 18:25
84F：推 top068:...................02/01 18:27
85F：推 nolin1007:太好笑了 画面很有馁02/01 18:27
86F：推 coldone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 戳中我的笑点02/01 18:29
87F：推 ray0305:还好是卵巢 不是蜂巢02/01 18:31
88F：推 jetrider:回k大，拆蜂巢和抓蛇当然是打119啊02/01 18:38
89F：推 sinfe: 干有笑02/01 18:50
90F：推 randy26233:所以狗狗踩到的是一个卵子???误02/01 19:06
91F：推 ku11357:这麽小阿XDDD02/01 19:06
92F：推 jonsauwi:XDDDDDD02/01 19:07
93F：推 arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 19:13
94F：推 ortaffa:我笑了啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/01 19:16
95F：推 haggis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 19:31
96F：推 ul6na:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 19:41
97F：推 ken70072:好笑耶02/01 19:44
98F：推 dumbo426:............02/01 19:45
99F：推 jack0403:XDDDDD02/01 19:53
100F：推 skyfilmas:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDD02/01 19:55
101F：推 tock0121:有笑有推02/01 20:07
102F：嘘 kebling:XDDDDD02/01 20:10
103F：推 kebling:笑到我卵巢害我推错了。XDDDD02/01 20:13
104F：推 mtscent:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 20:27
105F：推 ohmygodha:三岁就够白痴的了 卵巢? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 20:28
106F：→ smallay7:XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 20:41
107F：推 pschey:XDDDDD02/01 20:42
108F：推 kneooange:消防员:小姐你好，请问跟卵巢一样大的蜂巢在那里阿?02/01 20:53
109F：→ zxcasdfj:消防队：我们要出发去拆一个三岁的卵巢~~02/01 20:56
110F：推 hanju5: 消防员:小姐你好，请问跟卵巢一样大的蜂巢在那里阿?02/01 20:56
111F：→ hehehaha12:其实是因为动保处不出人 又不是24小时可以随时出勤02/01 20:58
112F：→ hehehaha12:才逼的我们119出勤 而且我没根本没学过抓蜂捕蛇....02/01 20:59
113F：→ hehehaha12:都是发器材 就叫我们做 常识都是靠discovery来的02/01 21:00
114F：推 pineapple824:我快笑死了靠北XDDD02/01 21:01
115F：推 pipibabe:笑死XDXDXD02/01 21:02
116F：推 alan1943:消防员:完了我不知道卵巢有多大这样怎写备案...02/01 21:14
117F：推 angei79725:好一个卵巢...02/01 21:16
118F：推 blingbling:笑到流泪 XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 21:17
119F：推 MEOWUI:XDDDD02/01 21:18
120F：推 teleoldmom:!!!02/01 21:20
121F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDD02/01 21:20
122F：推 njimabc:民众通报卵巢长 蜂巢，请派员处理。02/01 21:20
123F：推 joeyrose:跟卵巢一样大的话....可能要请妇产科医生一起过来了....02/01 21:22
124F：推 x007:我还真没看过卵巢呢...02/01 21:22
125F：推 honeyster200:XDDDD02/01 21:51
126F：推 sakurafish:推 快流泪了~XD02/01 22:11
127F：推 lingling0000:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈02/01 22:21
128F：→ lucas01:XDD02/01 22:22
129F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 22:23
130F：推 icemonkey200:１１９先生：卵巢到底有多大？？02/01 22:26
131F：推 JingChiu:靠么XDDDD02/01 22:27
132F：推 mrcat:XDDDDDDDD02/01 22:35
133F：推 helen7510:XDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 22:45
134F：推 wind760311: 喔喔原来是卵巢 我还以为是蜂巢呢02/01 22:49
135F：推 qaz2230:超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!笑到被我妈怒骂哈哈02/01 22:55
136F：→ yeask:我笑出来了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:02
137F：推 shamalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:06
138F：推 jennydyj:恩!拳头是跟卵巢差不多大没错啊XDDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:26
139F：推 motoconan:跑救护就快累死了~还要补卵巢Q_Q02/01 23:39
140F：推 JOJOttt:超好笑XDDDDDDDD02/01 23:47
141F：推 worldsaver:砂锅大的卵巢有没有看过？02/01 23:49
142F：推 hxh0810:超好笑XDDDy02/01 23:50
143F：推 future816:笑到流泪啊~XDDDDDDDDDD02/01 23:54
144F：推 guitarwow:哈哈哈哈哈哈02/02 00:20
145F：→ jujustine83:XDDDDD02/02 00:26
146F：推 manofcourage:超好笑的02/02 00:39
147F：推 muchacha13:哈哈哈太好笑了拉！02/02 00:43
148F：推 abcde866:蜜蜂表示：原来我们都住在卵巢里...02/02 00:48
149F：推 dada555:好笑推推02/02 00:55
150F：推 reink1177:XDDDD02/02 00:56
151F：推 ako100:快要被笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 00:56
152F：推 fongse:靠XDDDD02/02 01:00
153F：推 laijean:哈哈哈哈哈卵巢02/02 01:01
154F：推 gmoonnog:可怜毛小孩 但卵巢有笑到XD02/02 01:02
155F：→ elittle:我笑死了我02/02 01:02
156F：推 mylife0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到流泪02/02 01:02
157F：推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快笑死了02/02 01:06
158F：推 shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了02/02 01:42
159F：推 wendy1228:不推不行 快笑屎了02/02 01:56
160F：推 jht0929:XDD02/02 01:57
161F：推 e1234595:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 02:33
162F：推 kazake:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 02:43
163F：推 exshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 02:45
164F：→ babaluu:卵巢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 03:00
165F：→ bogardan:印象中是找农委会?可是这个只有上班时间有人阿02/02 03:30
166F：推 yoa0983:老妈在旁边睡觉 憋笑好痛苦阿02/02 03:33
167F：推 LemonDoor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 03:44
168F：推 hagane39:半夜憋笑超痛苦02/02 04:35
169F：推 MauWaiBa:笑到肚子痛 XDDDDDDDD02/02 04:51
170F：推 cakekashi:笑到流泪了XDDDDDD02/02 04:58
171F：推 girafa:XDDDD02/02 07:17
172F：推 yitinglin:有笑有推哈哈哈02/02 08:35
173F：推 wavybaby:卵巢XDDDDD02/02 09:27
174F：推 feather7124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 11:37
175F：推 HADILEN:哈哈哈...卵巢...XDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 14:03
176F：推 everyonebest:XDDDD02/02 14:11
177F：推 weiiwei:笑死XDDDDDDDDD02/02 14:15
178F：推 secrets:笑翻了~XXDDDDD02/02 14:34
179F：推 yunhu:笑到喷泪02/02 15:33
180F：推 qicqic99:大推～～太有画面啦XDDDDDDDDD02/02 16:02
181F：推 carriecat:肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 16:27
182F：推 brown643:哈哈哈哈~笑到肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDD02/02 16:49
183F：推 pinestudy:XD02/02 17:52
184F：推 wupy:蜜蜂表示: 我巢吹了...02/02 19:08
185F：推 skyblackcat:看到卵巢整个大笑.....XDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 19:20
186F：→ Yie:XDDD02/02 21:04
187F：推 hareru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:19
188F：推 rhsaas:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 22:40
189F：推 shuilu:在说什麽XDDDDDDDDDDD卵巢也太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:09
190F：推 ax227762:干XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/02 23:17
191F：推 g5637128:这太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 00:15
192F：推 jiuji0329:超好笑的XDDD02/03 00:18
193F：推 lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 02:39
194F：推 whale1990:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑!!02/03 13:02
195F：推 ru486:原PO害我笑到肚子痛～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 19:04
196F：推 juyi7:害我在火车上憋笑………哈02/03 21:03
197F：推 pon1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 22:32
198F：推 kyoko22:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/03 22:51
199F：推 awind:整个笑喷XDDDD02/03 23:39
200F：推 liaocat:CDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了!02/04 00:14
201F：推 chiwei25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好想接到这种电话02/04 02:13
202F：推 shirleylynn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 02:52
203F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 11:04
204F：推 clionash:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD02/04 12:49
205F：推 Punksanji:超好笑天啊02/04 13:45
206F：推 purplejou:我笑到我妈都过来问我怎麽了=////=02/04 15:18
207F：推 sss1030:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 21:31
208F：推 tina82111700:笑倒XDDDDDDD02/04 21:34
209F：推 fragment1007:超好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/04 23:15
210F：推 syis:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 00:22
211F：推 ping5350830:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 04:52
212F：推 alishin:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 11:28
213F：推 FullMg:笑到快死了天啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 12:48
214F：推 OhyeAcloudy:在公司憋笑好痛苦喔 妈呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 15:29
215F：推 Dusha:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/05 22:50
216F：推 ma701111:XDDDDDDDDDD02/05 23:07
217F：推 Commands:狗就狗，说啥毛小孩...02/06 12:34
218F：推 jamieiset:卵巢 哈哈哈哈02/07 01:28
219F：推 lbowlbow:除虫公司通常是针对蟑螂蚂蚁白蚁之类的吧？02/08 15:31
220F：推 showtow:卵巢整个狠狠的踩到我的点XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD02/09 00:14
221F：推 jb543543:XDDDDDDDD02/09 00:20
222F：推 yvowtjd:笑到岔气了~~~~~~~~~~02/09 11:49
223F：推 angel791022:哈哈02/09 15:36
224F：推 chu11:後劲很强XD02/10 02:08
225F：推 miulala:有笑有推02/10 17:51
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230F：推 hyhjcjy:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD03/12 12:40
231F：推 gn00362509:害我在办公室效出来被主管抓包XDDDDDDDDDD03/13 11:44
232F：推 scorpius1030:哈哈哈哈哈03/14 13:42
233F：推 grouplove:笑死10/20 15:26
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