作者Ydragongg (忘記了....)
看板StupidClown
標題[大哭] 去交女朋友
時間Mon Sep 20 21:23:48 2010
就在剛剛 去買了潛水艇的69元特餐 回來邊PTT邊吃
天氣實在太熱 夏天我在家總是上空只穿四角褲
我買潛水艇的習慣美乃滋芥末加超多的 在吃的同時 白色加上黃色混成的液體一定很多
我右手按著上下左右鍵 左手拿著三明治 開心的吃著 到一半之後
一口咬下去.....
噴了..............
很多..............
我的手、四角褲、大腿上全都是
心裡3字經罵完後想一下沒差 反正沒穿衣服 也不擦了 直接去廁所沖吧
家裡沒人 四角褲就脫下來趕快拿去泡水 應該可以洗掉
我就右手把四角褲脫掉 就開房間門去廁所
一走出去沒兩步
客廳燈開了!!!!!
幹 我老媽回來了
當時的情形 我光著屁屁 一手拿內褲 另一隻手加大腿加內褲上都是"米黃色"液體
躡手躡腳的要去廁所.............................
我媽:你在幹麻.......
我心驚:痾.......我剛剛吃淺水艇低到褲子 正要拿去洗
我媽喔的一身就轉身進房間 進去之前跟我講了一句
去交女朋友啦....................................
e04 跳到黃河也洗不清
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◆ From: 118.168.242.138
※ 編輯: Ydragongg 來自: 118.168.242.138 (09/20 21:24)
1F：→ eddie771020:原PO 拍拍..... 09/20 21:27
2F：推 ypa:去交女朋友啦.................................... 09/20 21:27
3F：推 arrows:我笑了^^ 09/20 21:27
4F：推 rex4253:XDDDDDDDD 09/20 21:31
5F：推 r98657:原po媽應該是這個表情吧→⊙口⊙" 09/20 21:33
6F：推 fosca:媽媽:看那濃稠的黃色, 應該是積了很久~ 09/20 21:35
7F：推 r98657:樓上好糟糕.... 09/20 21:35
8F：推 eddie771020:樓上好糟糕.... 09/20 21:41
9F：推 allen80714:笑翻了XD 09/20 21:48
10F：推 jrupvm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 21:50
11F：推 kakilai:好笑!!! 09/20 21:54
12F：推 gr1031:噢買尬~ 09/20 21:59
13F：推 MediaPlayer:六樓好糟糕....但是我喜歡XD 09/20 22:01
14F：推 jay86319:六樓好糟糕... XD 09/20 22:02
15F：推 AFROGUNSO:積了這麼多天,把陽光吸的飽飽的,豆漿當然濃啊~ 09/20 22:02
16F：推 kakilai:然後你媽晚上跟你爸說:老公,我們的兒子生病了,那顏色很怪 09/20 22:03
17F：→ afe812:去交女朋友啦.................................... 09/20 22:04
18F：推 ac79631: 交女朋友啦.......................................... 09/20 22:05
19F：推 ayeh0921:---------------以下開放報名原PO女友------------------ 09/20 22:08
20F：→ panfin:去交女朋友啦............................嘖嘖 09/20 22:11
21F：推 bw:潛水艇？潛艇堡？ 09/20 22:12
22F：推 mbmax323:XDDDDDD 09/20 22:13
23F：→ asdf15233:經樓上提醒 你吃潛水艇!? 09/20 22:13
24F：推 lv619363:原PO: "潛水艇"好吃 呃(飽嗝)~ 09/20 22:14
25F：推 YuriLowell:笑死～～～(￣▽￣＃) 09/20 22:18
27F：推 sienasken:真正的笨點是在「潛水艇」?XD 09/20 22:19
28F：推 raychiu: 知 子 莫 若 母 09/20 22:20
29F：推 hudawu2002:媽:慘了!顏色不太對!趕快來去掛急診... 09/20 22:20
30F：推 BanBan612:去交女朋友 09/20 22:21
31F：推 Seirra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:22
32F：推 ooXD:去交女朋友啦XDDDDD 09/20 22:23
33F：推 applexgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:23
34F：推 RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:33
35F：推 hhjhddtm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:36
36F：推 seeladys:你媽讚啦! 09/20 22:42
37F：→ seeladys:原PO母親對於男人相當理解 09/20 22:44
38F：推 flyawayme:你媽可能以為你用潛艇堡夾住OGC 09/20 22:45
39F：→ johnyy:你媽很可愛xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 22:46
40F：→ dc789456:XXXD 09/20 22:50
41F：推 summeruse:淺水艇.................. 09/20 22:57
42F：推 penril0326:你媽超賤XDDD超好笑 09/20 22:57
43F：推 kkkaaax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:04
44F：推 sayuki:So sad 09/20 23:04
45F：推 qbearer:我笑了 09/20 23:05
46F：推 StoneOBK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/20 23:08
47F：推 kumarebel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:12
48F：推 emily0615:媽媽：這個顏色表示真的積很久 09/20 23:12
49F：推 imeder:原PO母親超賤的 XDDD 09/20 23:12
50F：推 celeste2008:好讚的娘~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:13
51F：推 seamosshsu:為什麼是潛水艇XDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:17
52F：推 j343301:我笑了! 09/20 23:20
53F：推 phyllis:好笨...那是淺艇堡!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/20 23:22
回來看一下被M了 @_@
※ 編輯: Ydragongg 來自: 118.168.242.138 (09/20 23:27)
54F：→ yunyebo213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:28
55F：推 jerry88838:潛水艇好吃嗎?? 會不會太硬阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:28
56F：→ airsky12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 23:32
57F：推 v6v69:去交女朋友啦XDDDD 09/20 23:34
58F：推 ilove7alot:用潛艇堡OGC太好笑,連醬都省了 09/20 23:34
59F：→ Ydragongg:數字版呆久啦 低調! 這樣解釋會不會太多餘了... 09/20 23:35
60F：推 jerryjhang:push!!! 09/20 23:43
61F：推 candygreen:天哪 為什麼感覺起來有點噁心XDDD 09/20 23:48
62F：→ kisasei:原PO的媽媽好厲害XD 09/21 00:01
63F：推 yowei0827:XDDDDD太有畫面了! 可以想像媽媽無奈+擔心的表情 09/21 00:01
64F：推 caramelkiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:12
65F：推 forever7681:有笑有推…哈哈 09/21 00:13
66F：→ babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:13
67F：推 eugeneww:原po爸:我以前和你媽在一起 都不會黃黃的喔 你媽真好用 09/21 00:13
68F：推 if407:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:15
69F：推 yonglove:去交女朋友啦 09/21 00:26
70F：推 Hans14:XDDD 原Po快讓你媽抱孫吧 09/21 00:28
71F：推 deatherpot:這不是潛艇堡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:29
72F：→ TokyoKind:超好笑XD今天好歡樂 09/21 00:34
73F：推 hikali:等一下 我有問題 去交女朋友啦 是代表原PO媽 可以接受原PO 09/21 00:35
74F：→ hikali:和女朋友.......原Po媽很快就能抱孫了 09/21 00:36
75F：推 harkzephyr18:推原po媽媽~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/21 00:37
76F：推 andy0701:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:49
77F：推 jhihruei:笑推 原PO媽超專業!! 09/21 00:52
78F：→ windmaster:原po媽中肯 09/21 01:03
79F：→ orangesoup:被誤會啦跳到黃河洗不清啦 09/21 01:04
80F：推 Hubasaboboo:你誤會大了 09/21 01:11
81F：推 rohank:原po媽 不要殺死我孫子 09/21 01:24
82F：推 robin26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:29
83F：→ elwyn:XD 09/21 01:31
84F：推 h101700:我笑了......XD 09/21 01:36
85F：推 XtrEmeMasTeR:老媽又不是沒有年輕過-.- 09/21 01:41
86F：推 shiro923:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 有上板標的潛力 09/21 01:57
87F：推 misu2718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:08
88F：推 sunnytutor:原po媽回房探氣：唉~ 我怎麼把兒子養得這麼宅又沒女友 09/21 02:09
89F：推 phoebe0416:我剛剛吃淺水艇<~原PO好厲害~怎麼吞下去的?? 09/21 02:12
90F：推 s0850:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 順便推那個Youtube影片~~XDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:19
91F：→ dodojune:去交女朋友啦.............. 09/21 02:59
92F：→ serenebeauty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 03:05
93F：推 jkx16888:[求醫] 為什麼我兒子是黃色的液體...... 09/21 03:09
94F：推 jasper10:近親鄉間 09/21 03:23
95F：推 wind9:推原po的媽媽！XD 09/21 03:46
96F：推 wing520:=A=+++ 09/21 03:50
97F：→ mimeory:推原PO媽媽 09/21 04:27
98F：推 eugeneww:原po媽意思是叫原po要發洩的話 去找個女朋友 真體貼啊 09/21 04:30
99F：→ Yie:XDDD 09/21 06:06
100F：推 rollin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 08:14
101F：推 redchia:去交女朋友啦.........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 09:45
102F：推 v10237:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 09:54
103F：推 hao1215:如果原po媽會用電腦，那知識+應該會出現我兒子是黃色的XDD 09/21 10:06
104F：→ Tippicat:潛水艇XDDD 09/21 10:22
105F：推 KenzaV:推那個 影片!!哈哈哈哈哈 09/21 10:27
106F：推 waveplay:XD!!!!!!笑翻了!!!!!吃潛水艇... 09/21 10:31
107F：推 lovemeangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 10:41
108F：→ luke7212:我貌似在西斯版也看到一個同樣的案例 冏 09/21 10:45
109F：→ bauz520kimo:哈哈哈 太好笑了原po媽~你媽想講很久了吧 09/21 10:54
110F：推 garnett1024:笑翻了啦! 09/21 11:27
111F：→ johnson77811:XDD 去交女友啦~~~ 09/21 11:47
112F：推 tpg9201:看推文才發現是潛水艇= = 09/21 11:57
113F：推 yankren:XDDDDDDDDD 09/21 11:58
114F：推 stanley1109:XDDDD 去交女朋友啦!! 09/21 12:10
115F：推 wolfwema:為什麼標題是FB。。。笨點嗎 09/21 12:21
116F：→ wolfwema:是B。。我笨了 09/21 12:21
117F：推 windjack0321:母:吃潛水艇...是年輕人烤秋槍的新用法嗎? 09/21 12:33
118F：推 chclee:哈哈哈 09/21 12:36
119F：推 fivehundren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 12:40
120F：→ huayy033:我以為你媽咪會說~都幾歲了還會漏塞在庫子上 09/21 13:31
121F：→ shenhsu:其實笨點不是潛水艇或潛艇堡 是原po以為subway是潛水艇吧 09/21 13:58
122F：→ shenhsu:subway是地下鐵喔~ 09/21 13:59
123F：→ shenhsu:不然第一句 買潛艇堡的69元特餐 不是很詭異嗎XD 09/21 14:00
124F：推 jtch:樓上是笨點 潛艇堡又不是subway的專利 09/21 14:27
125F：→ jtch:完蛋 看錯 09/21 14:27
126F：推 goodjack83:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 14:40
127F：推 cherngrj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 14:40
128F：推 cloudwalkdog:在螢幕前大笑的我只好給推了 09/21 14:56
129F：推 cv0728:XD 09/21 14:58
130F：→ etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 14:59
131F：→ kkpp7788:潛水艇........XXD 09/21 15:15
132F：推 fe90011:潛水艇好吃嗎????? 09/21 15:25
133F：推 pinkeypinkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 15:25
134F：推 apple030le:原PO媽真是中肯!! 09/21 15:42
135F：推 smallay7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 15:47
136F：推 mayday15221:XDDDDd 09/21 15:48
137F：推 fromwilda:XDD 09/21 16:13
138F：推 lovesanji:潛水艇XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:48
139F：推 avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的是跳到黃河也不清 09/21 18:30
140F：推 cielbleu:沾起來吃一下就能證明拉 09/21 18:44
141F：→ jaime917:嘖嘖 六樓... 09/21 19:25
142F：→ viviyo:糟糕cd中 囧！拍拍 09/21 19:27
143F：推 straypoet:潛水艇→submarine 原PO是不是想說Subway?(地下鐵) 09/21 19:56
144F：→ straypoet:話說真的把潛水艇嗑下去的話 小林尊應該會來拜師喔XDDDD 09/21 19:57
145F：推 giftforu:你媽真內行 09/21 20:07
146F：推 g30601:有笑有推 09/21 20:18
147F：推 nizer:媽：原來我們家Yd長大了 09/21 20:21
148F：→ cute41:老媽中肯XD 09/21 21:23
149F：推 miniblack:是潛艇堡啦！不是潛水艇～～ 09/21 21:40
150F：推 darran214:真是個好老媽XDDDDD 09/21 22:44
151F：推 ape357:笑撐了.. 09/21 22:59
152F：推 Ghamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:29
153F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:42
154F：推 orangebluest:拍拍 09/22 02:09
155F：推 qvTYTvp:您媽專業！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 03:50
156F：→ LatteXS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 06:33
157F：→ bbsama:上課鐘要憋笑 (哈哈哈) 09/22 10:38
158F：推 supertony101:去交女朋友啦XD 09/22 10:44
159F：推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 11:51
160F：推 lonely0830:去交女朋友啦 XDDDD 09/22 13:45
161F：推 candysky46:安安 好女友 不交嗎 09/22 16:46
162F：推 vincent0911x:好棒的老媽XDDDDDDDD 09/22 20:11
163F：推 newper:我看到也不會相信你,哈哈哈哈 09/22 23:21
164F：→ ShizukaShih:原PO媽 專業 09/23 01:01
165F：推 prutmmer:好專業的媽媽 09/23 02:16
166F：→ yuban:這跟sex版K大的"乳白色誤會"還真有異曲同工之妙........ 09/23 09:12
167F：推 sagi131:去交女朋友啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 11:32
168F：→ jeff20092:淺水艇....? 09/23 18:46
169F：推 duck0823:你媽太中肯XDDDD 09/23 21:53
170F：推 hance7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 00:20
171F：推 booogy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 12:05
172F：推 Kimchi9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 16:59
173F：推 falconkk:去交女朋友啦 XDDD 09/25 04:36
174F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 08:32
175F：推 laputaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 15:04
176F：→ dontigerme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/27 12:52
177F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 00:13
178F：推 pudin2008:的確有些人會打趣的說在吃潛水艇 用英文念看看吧 10/01 02:01
179F：推 IM:XD 10/08 16:17
180F：推 vcsue:吃潛水艇是怎樣XDD 10/10 16:47
181F：推 imaginer:去交女朋友啦XDDDDD 01/08 17:41